Top 9 Funny Kleptomaniac Quotes

#1. the bottom line of assurance comes when you stop analyzing and you look to Christ and you look and you look and you look until Christ himself in his glory and his sufficiency by reflex, as it were, awakens a self-forgetful "Yes!" to him.

John Piper

Funny Kleptomaniac Quotes #697228
#2. Not all truths hurt. And not all that is hurtful is truthful.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Funny Kleptomaniac Quotes #702409
#3. I've worked with many directors, good ones and bad ones. So if I have a chance to work the good ones, I better put myself in their hands, and trust them, because that's my big opportunity to be different, and to be better than usual.

Thomas Kretschmann

Funny Kleptomaniac Quotes #1000020
#4. Misery, we repeat, had been good for him. Poverty in youth, when it succeeds, has this magnificent property about it, that it turns the whole will towards effort, and the whole soul towards aspiration.

Victor Hugo

Funny Kleptomaniac Quotes #1092289
#5. Poets are the sense, philosophers the intelligence of humanity.

Samuel Beckett

Funny Kleptomaniac Quotes #1182657
#6. God has a purpose and plan for your life and nothing can stand in the way of it - except you. Are you ready to listen? It's time to stand up and be bold for Jesus.

Michael Franzese

Funny Kleptomaniac Quotes #1499374
#7. History is a record of exploded ideas.

John Fisher, 1st Baron Fisher

Funny Kleptomaniac Quotes #1524673
#8. I will be keeper of your secret," Talon told the silent grave of the forgotten inventor. "I will be the one who remembers why we forget.

Neal Shusterman

Funny Kleptomaniac Quotes #1528441
#9. Life plots elegantly.

Alice Randall

Funny Kleptomaniac Quotes #1839750

Famous Authors

Popular Topics

Scroll to Top