Funny Kitten Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 27 Funny Kitten Quotes

#1. I got mean things on my mind. - Author: Robert Johnson
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#2. Wrangling the cat into the cage proved interesting, and Josie had several scratches before Clint bent down and let out a menacing growl. The cat took one look at him and with a disdainful sniff, turned to march into the cage. - Author: Eve Langlais
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#3. I find it so funny that for the first time in history, people have access to this great equalizer in the Internet, which grants everyone the same knowledge base, and we use it to read album reviews and watch kitten videos ... not to put those two things in the same light! - Author: Alan Palomo
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#4. Daemon pressed his forehead against mine. Oh, I still want to strangle you. But I'm insane. You're crazy. Maybe that's why. We just make crazy together. - Author: Jennifer L. Armentrout
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#5. I thought every other kid was like me. I'd watch films and act them out on my own and wish I could be one of the actresses. When I saw 'Pride And Prejudice,' the one with Colin Firth, I just absolutely knew that was what I wanted to do, and for 'Cranford' to be my first job was poetic, really. - Author: Kimberley Nixon
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#6. I shot him a look. "That bouncer was really big."
His lips quirked. "Oh, Kitten, see, I try not to say bad things."
"What?"
The grin spread. "I would say size doesn't matter but it does. I would know." he winked, and I let out a disgusted groan. He laughed. - Author: Jennifer L. Armentrout
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#7. I rolled my eyes. "Just go get your tattoo before I change me mind, you dirty fuck."
Alec waggled his eyebrows. "I'd give you a dirty fuck, kitten. - Author: L.A. Casey
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#8. There are many religions in the world, and they have developed because various people have had various ideas about God. Christianity makes a unique claim ... we can know God because He came to us in human form in the person of His Son, Jesus Christ. - Author: Billy Graham
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#9. Real ghosts are so much easier to deal with than the kind we carry around in our heads. Most people haunt themselves more effectively than any spirit. - Author: Laurell K. Hamilton
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#10. I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings ... Boy With Pail ... Kitten On Fire. - Author: Steven Wright
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#11. Cowards ... cling to the hope that failure will never happen and may be sloppy in the face of danger - not because they don't acknowledge that it exists, but because they are just too afraid of it to look it in the eye. - Author: Simon Sinek
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#12. Yet perhaps the pale-faced congregation was almost as fearful a sight to the minister as his black veil to them. - Author: Nathaniel Hawthorne
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#13. Rough Night, Kitten? - Author: Cherise Sinclair
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#14. I'm not leaving, Kitten. You're going to do this.
My mouth opened as did the door behind us. Stomach dropping, I turned to see Mom standing there in all her fuzzy-bunny pajama glory. Oh, for the love of God. - Author: Jennifer L. Armentrout
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#15. Cat, hmmm? From where I sit you look more like a Kitten."
My head jerked around and I shot him an annoyed look.
Oh, I was going to enjoy this, all right.
"It's Cat," I repeated firmly. "Cat Raven."
"Whatever you say, Kitten Tweedy. - Author: Jeaniene Frost
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#16. Egotism is true modesty. In religious enquiry each of us can speak only for himself. - Author: John Henry Newman
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#17. grandmas are allowed to spoil and indulge when mothers are not. - Author: Bobbi Reed
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#18. Puppies are cute. I'm fierce!"
"Yeah!" Evelyn snorted. "Romas says you're as fierce as a kitten."
"A kitten?" Kiera's tone grew more hurt. "I'm not afraid of him, just because he's twelve feet tall and can bench press me with his toes. It's not nice of him to say that - Author: Lizzy Ford
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#19. I pat her on the head. "Oh, naive little Kitten. Dear, foolish girl. This cookie is worth all this and more. Sit or you will not partake. - Author: Jenny Han
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#20. Our liberal political and judicial systems are founded on the belief that every individual has a sacred inner nature, indivisible and immutable, which gives meaning to the world, and which is the source of all ethical and political authority. - Author: Yuval Noah Harari
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#21. Niggerization is the result of oppression
and it doesn't just apply to the black people. Old people, poor people, and students can also get niggerized. - Author: Florynce Kennedy
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#22. He giggled like a puppy being tickled by a kitten wearing a duckling costume. - Author: Jim Benton
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#23. Jeff's attention is swiveling between the two of them like he's watching a game of tennis being played with a kitten's head instead of a ball. - Author: Kate Sherwood
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#24. Focus on being the best you can at what you want to do. - Author: David Maister
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#25. Is this a trial of thoughts, or of kittens?' demanded the Woggle-Bug.
'It's a trial of one kitten,' replied the Scarecrow; 'but your manner is a trial to us all. - Author: L. Frank Baum
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#26. His laws once broken, His justice and the very nature of those laws bring the immutable retribution; but if we turn penitently to Him, He enables us to bear our punishment with a meek and docile heart, 'for His mercy endureth forever. - Author: Elizabeth Gaskell
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#27. Silvia Dunne's voice sounded calm and even, but April knew her mother was like a grenade with the pin out - she could explode any minute. - Author: Mia James
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