Funny Kinky Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 12 Funny Kinky Quotes

#1. I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#2. Barefoot and pregnant. After the ruckus last night, I suppose I wouldn't be all that shocked if you managed it," Elijah muttered as Stunt passed him.

Stunt was officially in hell. It was like getting caught by his parents having sex. Worse...kinky sex. - Author: Lyn Gala
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#3. It will never belong in a Hallmark card, but I drove a car into a house and killed a man for you. You chained me up for days and I still wanted to come back and talk over our darkly sordid, slightly kinky, and a lot warped relationship. Face it, you're stuck with me. - Author: Kylie Scott
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#4. First, I'm going to teach you how to Irish Whip someone."
"Oh, that sounds kinky. I want my safeword to be peaches," I said, grinning. - Author: Kyle Adams
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#5. If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#6. I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass. - Author: Kinky Friedman
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#7. Many people have a gift for language that flows when they are talking and dries up when they are confronted with the blank page, - Author: Francine Prose
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#8. Now I really feel sorry for her. Your hand is as bad as Rob's paddle," Cassie shuddered.
"Thank you."
"I didn't mean it as a compliment! - Author: Breanna Hayse
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#9. One wonders, in fact, why marriage is a legal issue at all - apart from its relevance to immigration and property laws. Why would something so integral to human nature require such vigilant legal protection? - Author: Christopher Ryan
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#10. I've found it's never the animals you have to worry about, Miki. It's the humans. - Author: Shelly Laurenston
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#11. When I was a child in the Navy during World War II, I was perennially grateful to the armed services libraries for having on hand a good supply of those pocket books, which were so common in that period. I must have read a couple hundred of them, and they did a lot to save my sanity. - Author: James A. Michener
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#12. Very early, I knew that the only object in life was to grow. - Author: Margaret Fuller
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