Top 21 Funny Kindness Sayings

#1. Most performers reinvent themselves. Madonna, Michael Jackson, P. Diddy. They reinvent themselves into different kinds of images. Elvis [Presley] was always himself, an original, and he never tried to be anything but that.

Pat Boone

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#2. You know if they said kindness or funniness was really most important to them then they will be more likely to say yes to the person that they thought was kind and funny.

Sheena Iyengar

Funny Kindness Sayings #239832
#3. A garden requires patient labor and attention. Plants do not grow merely to satisfy ambitions or to fulfill good intentions. They thrive because someone expended effort on them.

Liberty Hyde Bailey

Funny Kindness Sayings #273006
#4. Its funny when I'm cyber bullied(anonymously) because when people do it to me,I don't think of how much I want to hurt them or punch them in the face like my friends do ... but I go on this site and write a quote to them back, hoping to kill them with kindness.

Ashley Jackson

Funny Kindness Sayings #383282
#5. The body you're given, the mind you're given, the morality and the hang ups you're given, they're yours. Deal with it.

Kristen McMenamy

Funny Kindness Sayings #395151
#6. Never obliterate a man unthinkingly, the way an entire fief might do it through some due process of law. Always do it for an overriding purpose - and know your purpose!

Frank Herbert

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#7. He was funny and charming, but also kind. It seemed the older she got, the more she appreciated kindness in people.

Susan Mallery

Funny Kindness Sayings #659638
#8. Being in love is one of the greatest feelings in the world. You risk your heart, but it has to be better than going through life without it at all.

Brooke Cumberland

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#9. Cottontail knocked on the big front door and was admitted to the Palace. There she stood in her funny country clothes but none of the other four Easter Bunnies laughed, for they were wise and kind and knew better.

DuBose Heyward

Funny Kindness Sayings #777968
#10. If someone is trying to share a laugh and you personally do not find it funny, then just move on and leave it alone. Do not steal someone else's humor.

John Patrick Hickey

Funny Kindness Sayings #969543
#11. A Complicated Kindness is just that: funny and strange, spellbinding and heartbreaking, this novel is a complicated kindness from a terrifically talented writer.

Gail Anderson-Dargatz

Funny Kindness Sayings #976008
#12. I used to say I wanted somebody funny and intelligent, but kindness is the most important quality in a man.

Cat Deeley

Funny Kindness Sayings #1052806
#13. The confessions can touch on every human emotion. They can be laugh-out-loud funny, for sure, they can be heart-breaking, they can be sexual or hidden acts of kindness, they can be romantic ...

Frank Warren

Funny Kindness Sayings #1263182
#14. Kindness, motherfucker, kindness.

Don Roff

Funny Kindness Sayings #1271434
#15. It's a common form of kindness here on Earth to give people food to take home with them when they leave. We even have special receptacles to carry the food in. It's called Tupperware.
Jory explaining leftovers to Dane

Mary Calmes

Funny Kindness Sayings #1305432
#16. I love like I'm thirsty. Can I offer you a tall glass of Sahara sand?

Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Funny Kindness Sayings #1348401
#17. I'm glad I'm funny. I'm glad I make people happy, because that's very important. But I'm proud to be known as a kind person.

Ellen DeGeneres

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#18. The Apostle Paul wrote, The things which are seen are temporal; but the things which are not seen are eternal (2 Corinthians 4:18). The physical dies away, but the spiritual is forever.

David Berg

Funny Kindness Sayings #1516524
#19. You killed my Dad." Any trace of kindness or sympathy vanished from Rixon's eyes.
"Well this is awkward.

Becca Fitzpatrick

Funny Kindness Sayings #1525962
#20. Don't be too nice to him," I teased. "He'll never leave.

Juliet Blackwell

Funny Kindness Sayings #1770301
#21. There are times when explanations, no matter how reasonable, just don't seem to help.

Fred Rogers

Funny Kindness Sayings #1856610

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