Top 12 Funny Kindle Quotes
#1. Now stop fucking around and look at the fishies. You know you want to.
Stephen King
#3. If you drop your Kindle in the toilet, you're done.
Stephen King
#4. A person in search of his ancestors naturally likes to believe the best of them, and the best in terms of contemporary standards. Where genealogical facts are few, and these located in the remote past, reconstruction of family history is often more imaginative than correct.
James G. Leyburn
#5. Everyone is from Russia. Sometimes I think I'm from Russia, too. All these new Ovas. I don't know anyone. I don't really recognise anyone. That's just how it is. I think my name must be Williamsova.
Serena Williams
#6. I don't like the tendency on the part of so many people today to think that those who don't agree with them are bad. In fact, I find that very dangerous.
Marianne Williamson
#8. It's amazing how much one person can change the world, even if they don't know they're doing it.
Jenn Marie Thorne
#10. I'm a little concerned I'm always going to be playing a black guy, you know what I'm saying?
Dule Hill
#11. Humanity is not perfect in any fashion; no more in the case of evil than in that of good. The criminal has his virtues, just as the honest man has his weaknesses.
Pierre-Ambroise Choderlos De Laclos
#12. The talent of the people in Brazil was extraordinary. I thought all of the hair and make-up was really fantastic. The aesthetic there is really something to behold. They just have such a great sense of taste.
Miranda Otto
