Funny Kilimanjaro Quotes

#1. Dad? Um, listen. I have kind of a crazy story for you ...

Sarah Mlynowski

#2. Oh, what a wicked world it is that drives a man to sin.

Mario Puzo

#3. Your mind doesn't age much, Lexi. That's why you see all those eighty-year-old women acting silly. In their head, they're still young. Time doesn't change people, experience does. And sickness.

Dannika Dark

#4. Ah, hello." He gathered his courage. This was just like reading poetry, but subtract poems and add people casually placing hunting knives and daggers on their tables. One of the women was filing her fingernails into sharp points, like claws. Just like reading poetry.

Cynthia Hand

#5. What happened to you? When did you stop believing in yourself? In your gift? In what you deserve?

Jennifer Probst

#6. When two hearts believe, love makes things possible.

Farzana Zahid

#7. Look, you know i don't wanna come on ungrateful, but that warren report, you know as well as me, just didn't make it. You know, like they might as well have asked some banana salesman from des moines, who was up in toronto on the big day, if he saw anyone around looking suspicious/ ...

Bob Dylan

#8. I'm working on a mixtape called I Made Hip-Hop Smile. It's going to be a free online mixtape. I think it's going to get some crazy buzz. We have a few marketing campaigns, that I think are going to make it pull through.

SonReal

#9. When a person identifies himself with a group his critical faculties are diminished and his passions enhanced by a kind of emotive resonance. The individual is not a killer, the group is, and by identifying with it, the individual becomes one. This is the infernal dialect reflected in man's history.

Arthur Koestler

#10. When a person is clubbed violently on the head, he collapses and stops breathing. Some day, he will stop breathing anyway.

Milan Kundera

#11. The type of weapon you prefer and in which you have most faith,is the best for you.

John "Pondoro" Taylor