Funny Keychain Quotes

#1. I've worked with some great orchestras and amazing classical musicians, but I don't like the conceptualization of classical music as an elitist form of art.

Serj Tankian

#2. We are monumentally distracted by a pervasive technological culture that appears to have a life of its own, one that insists on our full attention, continually seducing us and pulling us away from the opportunity to experience directly the true meaning of our own lives.

Al Gore

#3. WHEN WE EVENTUALLY ARRIVED in Venice late in the afternoon, we had to park the car in a large lot before we were allowed to enter the town itself, because Venice doesn't have a single proper street.

Jostein Gaarder

#4. Psychologically, when you've been overweight you want to achieve the polar opposite.

Craig David

#5. Of all the talents bestowed upon men, none is so precious as the gift of oratory !!

Winston Churchill

#6. Say what you mean, but don't say it mean.

Lilly Singh

#7. Food is one of the great organizing tools.

Pete Seeger

#8. Her laughter was a shiny thing, like pewter flung high in the air.

Pat Conroy

#9. There are purple grapes in the Land of Git-Thare.

Sam Walter Foss

#10. I felt something wet trickle down the side of my face. I reached up and swiped the salty wetness away.
How quaint.
How very quaint.
Like believing some things last forever.
A tear. As if that could make a difference.

Mary E. Pearson

#11. It has been wisely observed by the greatest of modern thinkers that mankind has progressed more rapidly in every other respect than in morality.

Lafcadio Hearn

#12. It's not a giant thing, like graduation, Mardi Gras, Halloween or New Year's. We do get business from it. That's why we put stuff out; we don't skip it. It's our big thing for March.

Suzanne Smith