Funny Keith Lemon Quotes

#1. If I'm the president, we're going to have emergency-room care, we're going to have gag orders.

George W. Bush

#2. By all men bond to Nothing, Being slaves without a lord, By one blind idiot world obeyed, Too blind to be abhorred.

Gilbert K. Chesterton

#3. I'm not really concerned with portraying this tough warrior - I mean, that's part of my job and I take that very seriously. But I don't have anything to hide, and I'm not concerned with what people think.

Tom Brady

#4. We could say, then, that man is an instrument the world employs to renew its own image constantly.

Italo Calvino

#5. If the fate of the universe was decided in a single moment at the instant of the Big Bang , that was the most creative moment of all.

Deepak Chopra

#6. My heritage has been my grounding, and it has brought me peace.

Maureen O'Hara

#7. I have been acutely aware of the noise of the wash. The slow, steady beat of those little waves lapping the shore sounds like the rhythm of an ancient heart. And I know that this place is old, so old time doesn't matter.

Kirsty Eagar