Top 20 Funny Keen As Quotes
#1. R.F. JACKABY
INVESTIGATIVE SERVICES
ASSISTANT WANTED
-$8 PER WEEK-
Must be literate and possess a keen intellect and open mind.
Strong stomach preferred.
Inquire at 926 Augur Lane.
Do not stare at the frog.
William Ritter
#2. I decided I was going to be an opera star. I was about 12.
Megan Hilty
#3. It's a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan it's when you discover that your wife left you in May.
Denis Norden
#4. I hate dainty minds,' answered Marjorie. 'But a girl has to be dainty in person. If she looks like a million dollars she can talk about Russia, ping-pong, or the League of Nations and get away with it.
F Scott Fitzgerald
#5. SUBJECT: Real original
Dear Dark Assholes,
I get the point. Showing me that you know how to log onto a computer and utilize Google must've taken some pretty keen strategizing on your part.
Really, really cool trick. Now leave me the hell alone.
-The DL
S.L. Jennings
#6. A sanctity hangs about the sources of our being, whether physical, social, or imaginary.
George Santayana
#7. They think him the best dressed man, whose dress is so fit for his use that you cannot notice or remember to describe it.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#8. You may be reborn a thousand times, but you can never know the real, for only that which dies, that which comes to an end, can renew itself.
Jiddu Krishnamurti
#9. Isla was named after something, too, you know." "Don't you dare," I say. Josh sits forward. His eyes shine. "Do tell." "Prince. Edward. Island,
Stephanie Perkins
#10. You guys look like you shipped back here in a crate," Quirk said.
"Clothes are fresh from the dryer," I said. "Just need a little ironing."
"So does your life," Belson said.
Robert B. Parker
#12. How many new discoveries does not a person make when on some high point he ascends but a single story higher.
Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
#13. I'm not too keen on jokes that are one-liners. I want the situation to be funny.
Philippe Falardeau
#14. The majority of short term trading results are just random. In the long term the money ends up with those that can trade and manage risk.
Steve Burns
#15. I think what's important in a good manager and a good agent is that they know your vision and that they are passionate about you and believe in you. Because if they don't, then they're not going to work hard for you, and they're going to send you out on things that you don't want to do.
Maiara Walsh
#16. If they make the choice to walk over me rather than walk with me, I'll have to love them from afar.
Lysa TerKeurst
#18. No, sweetheart, you don't understand," Noc declared, striding through the door and into the
hall. "They didn't get it. Now they'll get it.
Kristen Ashley
#19. Sir Henry fixed him with a keen eye.
'Odd name, Tom Skatt - eh?'
'Thats right'
'You don't think we could be related?'
Tom looked up at his great-great-great-uncle and smiled.
'I don't think so'
'No,' grinned Sir Henry no, of course not
Henry Chancellor
#20. It's Niagara Falls. It's one of the most beautiful natural wonders in the world. Who wouldn't want to walk across it?
Nik Wallenda
