Funny Just Be Happy Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 44 Funny Just Be Happy Quotes

#1. The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. - Author: Will Rogers
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#2. I was deeply unhappy, but I didn't know it because I was so happy all the time. - Author: Steve Martin
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#3. Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything. - Author: Jon Stewart
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#4. Oh dear Sunday, I am so happy that I want your entire wisdom at my dinner table. - Author: Santosh Kalwar
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#5. This may sound funny, but as much as the 'Today' show matured me, it also was something of a cocoon. I'd been happy there. I never went into the boss's office and pounded my fist on the desk, saying, 'Give me more money! Give me a prime-time show!' - Author: Jane Pauley
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#6. I have always believed that the key to a happy marriage was the ability to say with a straight face, 'Why, I don't know what you're worrying about. I thought you were very funny last night and I'm sure everybody else did, too. - Author: Judith Martin
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#7. I'm happy for the kid and everything, but how the fuck does Lio get a friend before me? I live here.
'I told you I could do it ' Lio IMs me. I want to rip out that smiley's eyes. - Author: Hannah Moskowitz
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#8. Why are things always happy in Japanese restaurants? Just once, maybe I'd like to try the Sashimi of Discontent, or the Heartbroken Hand Roll - Author: Amy Vansant
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#9. The guys on the stunt team are really fantastic. It's really funny, because for all the aggression they have to display on screen, they're actually really happy, good- natured people. - Author: Miranda Otto
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#10. There are some people
who would rather be right than happy,
as though making a point
was more fun than having a good time
These are the people
who will risk their lives to get the last laugh
even when it isn't funny - Author: Merrit Malloy
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#11. David tells me that fairies never say 'We feel happy': what they say is, 'We feel dancey'. - Author: J.M. Barrie
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#12. Just to keep the bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelled of apples and happy brain-death. - Author: Terry Pratchett
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#13. Act your age, not your shoe size. - Author: Prince
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#14. Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago! - Author: Greg Giraldo
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#15. A comedy isn't about being funny," said Mrs. Baker.
"We talked about this before."
"A comedy is about character who dare to know that they may choose a happy ending after all. That's how I know."
"Suppose you can't see it?"
"That's the daring part," said Mrs. Baker. - Author: Gary D. Schmidt
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#16. It was like my uterus was tapping out a happy dance on the rest of my organs. God, I was dying the longest, most tortuous, and arousing death in the history of the world. - Author: Cora Carmack
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#17. Congratulations to your mom and dad for birth of a sweet child!

Sorry that I couldn't wish them when you were born. - Author: Hasil Paudyal
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#18. I had just finished working on a play, and we started to talk to the 'Happy Endings' folks. There was interest from both sides, which was exciting, because I thought it was very fresh. Adam Pally's just a really funny, talented dude. I thought I'd be great to jump on and do some comedy. - Author: James Wolk
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#19. I had no intention of becoming a comedian. I just wanted to make people happy. I tried everything-I shucked oysters, I painted houses, I sold vacuum cleaners. But there was always a voice saying, You should be doing something different. And it was usually my boss and I was being fired. - Author: Ellen DeGeneres
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#20. Quirky, funny, happy-go-lucky dead inside Dexter. No longer Dexter with the knife, Dexter the Avenger. Not until next time. - Author: Jeff Lindsay
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#21. An early editor characterized my books as 'romantic comedy for intelligent adults.' I think people see them as funny but kind. I don't set out to write either funny or kind, but it's a voice they like, quirky like me ... And you know, people like happy endings. - Author: Elinor Lipman
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#22. Wanna see the rest of my happy place? - Author: Dia Reeves
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#23. I cranked the volume on the stereo and sang at the top of my lungs to an old Britney Spears song, my possession and enjoyment of which, I hoped, would remain a secret between me and my car. - Author: Heather Hildenbrand
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#24. I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful. I like birds, bees, I like people. I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful ... like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in pre-school! - Author: Eminem
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#25. I'm a big fan of certain new acts. I love any genre of music, and I think it's really great to see that there are new artists coming through. It's kinda funny to think that I'm like the old man on campus now. But I'm really happy for groups like One Direction. I think they're really good guys. - Author: Joe Jonas
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#26. On this special Fathers Day, we'd like to wish all of you a very Happy Birthday. - Author: Ralph Kiner
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#27. Love can do funny things to you. It can make you happy; it can make you sad. It can even make you downright miserable. - Author: Danielle Violette
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#28. I just think that it's such a good show and timeless and still very funny, and that just makes me happy to have that whole first season in one concentrated space for people to enjoy so that it's not hit and miss trying to find it in syndication always. - Author: Jenna Elfman
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#29. Tonight, history was going to be made. And it wasn't the discovery-of-radium, first-man-on-the-moon happy kind of history. It was the Spanish-Inquisition, here-comes-the-Hindenburg bad kind of history. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#30. I'm obsessive about the kind of melodrama of getting through the days and trying to make them good and funny and a happy experience. But my feeling towards the fans is that they delivered me from darkness. - Author: Tom Baker
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#31. Everything's amazing right now, and nobody's happy. - Author: Louis C.K.
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#32. Until lunchtime, he'd had no idea, really, what love was, but now he knew.
It made you happy, and it made you want to dance, and it made you feel funny.
But most of all, you knew you had someone you could trust.
Someone you could tell everything to. Absolutely everything. - Author: John Saul
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#33. I care about politics, but I have a tough time making comedy out of it. I was so happy to have a chance to be on The Daily Show, and I think Jon Stewart's so funny ... but mostly in my own comedy, I care about less relevant things. - Author: Demetri Martin
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#34. It's funny, because readers think they want the characters to be blissfully happy, but it makes it kind of boring for the reader. - Author: L.A. Weatherly
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#35. I hung up the phone, jubilant, and threw myself into a wall, then pretended to be getting electrocuted. I do this when I'm very happy. - Author: Dave Eggers
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#36. Love is relentless, and so am I ;) - Author: Keisha Keenleyside
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#37. Pastors are starting to get wily. When people tell my friend, 'I'm not being fed,' he replies, 'I'm prefectly happy to spoon feed my one-year-old. But if I'm still spoon-feeding him when he's five, we've got a problem. Here's a fork. Feed yourself. - Author: Jon Acuff
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#38. Such a funny thing, time. You spend your whole life wishing there was more or less of it, never realizing that the time already given could be worth more than that which you wished for." -Davina - Author: Moryah DeMott
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#39. I just like the continue doing what I've been doing. A melange of funny, straight drama, television, movies, a little theater here and there wouldn't hurt. So if I can keep doing that, I'll be a very happy person. - Author: Mary Tyler Moore
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#40. No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween! - Author: Gary Gulman
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#41. I don't think it's ever easy to be funny. I find it easy to amuse myself with a certain sort of cynical dark humor that tends toward the meaner side, like my character in Happy Gilmore. Those kinds of characters come easily to me. - Author: Ben Stiller
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#42. There are so many funny women in the world, and there has been for so many years, so I'll be happy when people can just move on from that, and things can just be 'comedies' and not 'female' or 'male,' and everyone gets an equal opportunity. - Author: Kristen Wiig
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#43. Funny how easily we forget the good times while the nightmares haunt us. Guess that's a survival mechanism. We're not here to be happy; we're just here to be here. I - Author: Hugh Howey
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#44. [As a kid] I did enjoy making people laugh but I was also attracted to funny people. I'm [still] quite happy to not be the one trying to make other people laugh. I'm happy laughing at someone else. I enjoy laughing and I'll happily be the one just laughing all night if you can make me laugh. - Author: Ricky Gervais
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