Top 15 Funny Jigsaw Quotes

#1. Have you seen the new Polish jigsaw puzzle? One piece.

Henny Youngman

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#2. A choice is like a jigsaw puzzle, darling troll. Your worries are the corner pieces, and your hopes are the edge pieces, and you, Hawthorn, dearest of boys, are the middle pieces, all funny-shaped and stubborn. But the picture, the picture was there all along, just waiting for you to get on with it.

Catherynne M Valente

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#3. You're mine, and mine alone, baby. Just for my eyes, just for my touch and just for my pleasure. Just mine. Do you understand me?

Jodi Ellen Malpas

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#4. Deep down, I'm afraid you're correct," Sister Eileen said finally. "But I can hardly bear the thought of someone we know being a murderer." "Eileen," Mary Helen said bluntly, "every murderer is someone somebody knows." The

Carol Anne O'Marie

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#5. The rash assertion that "God made man in His own image" is ticking like a time bomb at the foundation of many faiths.

Arthur C. Clarke

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#6. There is no "playing with truth" in the Charkha programme, for satyagraha is not predominantly civil disobedience but a quiet and irresistible pursuit of Truth.

Mahatma Gandhi

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#7. I am just stupefied here. The left has officially stamped it now: Oil is a villain. Now, please ask yourselves: When did this start?

Rush Limbaugh

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#8. Cognitive psychologists have found out that we start dreaming and then we fall asleep.

Anonymous

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#9. I carry lots of guilt.

Rod Stewart

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#10. Open your mind to all possibilities and believe!

Bernie Siegel

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#11. I want to continually play characters that speak to me, but also are different than what I've just done.

Santino Fontana

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#12. Who are "THEY", you are one of "They" and they are the people/humans.

Deyth Banger

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#13. The fact that the federal government is the nation's greatest environmental villain has not stopped activists from reflexively turning to politicians to "protect the environment."

David Bergland

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#14. Marriage is like a 5,000- piece jigsaw of the sky.

Cathy Ladman

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#15. I believe that reforms will not really take hold if they do not gradually come into the culture of the people.

Mario Monti

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