Top 13 Funny Jessie Disney Quotes

#1. I lay there, stretched out, looking at the one star visible through the tiny window of the room. Only connect. How can you do that when the connections are broken?

Jeanette Winterson

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#2. Ideals are dangerous things. Realities are better. They wound, but they're better.

Oscar Wilde

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#3. I think counseling is really important and we always love going and feel so much better after. I think everyone should go. People are like, 'It's so expensive' and this or that, but it's more important than buying clothes or a handbag or shoes. It's your life.

Kourtney Kardashian

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#4. As actors you're always going to take certain roles that are in your comfort zone and take ones that aren't.

Matt Bomer

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#5. If you made a record, I'd probably pick out tracks that I like and download that. That's just how it is.

Ringo Starr

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#6. If someone tells you that you can achieve your dreams with little to no work, they are lying to you.

John Patrick Hickey

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#7. When I grew up, we always had our chickens, and we ate our eggs, and we ate our chickens. The family always had a pig, and we would kill it at Christmas and eat it for three or four months afterwards.

Isabella Rossellini

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#8. I have never created anything in my life that did not make me feel, at some point or another, like I was the guy who just walked into a fancy ball wearing a homemade lobster costume.

Elizabeth Gilbert

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#9. Happy songs are very difficult to write. How many truly great upbeat songs are there?

Natalie Imbruglia

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#10. Doris Day started performing at a young age, had a tough road to success, and once she achieved it delivered the goods 100 percent and brilliantly, always making difficult work look as easy as breathing.

Robert Osborne

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#11. More important than a work of art itself is what it will sow. Art can die, a painting can disappear. What counts is the seed.

Joan Miro

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#12. The hardest thing about being a full time chef is leaving my work behind when I go home at night. I'll toss and turn about a menu item or forget to order produce and wake up at 4 A.M. in a cold sweat over some artichokes.

Alexandra Guarnaschelli

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#13. Not over my dead body will they raise your taxes!

George W. Bush

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