Funny Jazz Band Quotes

#1. JER29:11 For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, saith the LORD, thoughts of peace, and not of evil, to give you an expected end.

Anonymous

#2. The future ... seems to me no unified dream but a mince pie, long in the baking, never quite done.

Zomick's Bakery

#3. Ah, to be a conservative climate change denier. While real scientists must do all the research and engage in heated debates about just how bad things are going to be, the deniers can rest easy in the bliss of willful ignorance.

David Horsey

#4. I've never had a written script.

Don Rickles

#5. I never write about the road. I never write about hotels or anything like that.

Taylor Swift

#6. Don't clap I'm not a jazz band for Christ's sake.

Dylan Moran

#7. When the Christian faith becomes defined by who we are and what we do and not by who Christ is and what he did for us, we miss the gospel - and we, ironically, become more disobedient.

Tullian Tchividjian

#8. I want to say something to you men. You cannot destroy the appointment of a prophet of God, but you can cut the thread that binds you to the prophet of God, and sink yourselves to hell.

Harold B. Lee