Funny Jamaican Patois Sayings

#1. Happiness is simply a temporary condition that proceeds unhappiness. Fortunately for us, it works the other way around as well. But it's all a part of the carnival, isn't it?

Federico Fellini

#2. You like lies?" Shallan asked. "Good lies," Pattern said. "That lie. Good lie." "What makes a lie good?" Shallan asked, taking careful notes, recording Pattern's exact words. "True lies." "Pattern, those two are opposites." "Hmmmm . . . Light makes shadow. Truth makes lies. Hmmmm.

Brandon Sanderson

#3. We use the people who are in the bullpen producing.

Bill Evans

#4. Assume everything you put on the Internet can and will be seen not only by the person you're talking about, but your future romantic partners and bosses, too.

Mara Wilson

#5. I had a lot of fun [on The Voice] and I learned a whole lot about reality TV, for one, and how they kind of use the artists as characters to make a hit TV show.

Curtis Grimes

#6. The key to successful missionary work is a close relationship between the missionaries and the members. Creating an environment in working with members that will bring more into the Church.

Richard G. Scott

#7. What did you do to Zuulaman ?"
"Zuulaman ? That's a word without meaning."
"It's a place, as you very well know."
Saetan shook his head. "It doesn't exist.

Anne Bishop

#8. Warrington's aim's so pathetic I'd be more worried if he was aiming for the person next to me.

J.K. Rowling

#9. He wasn't much of a listener, not a great payer of attention to things outside his head.

Wendell Berry

#10. There is nothing to save, now all is lost,
but a tiny core of stillness in the heart
like the eye of a violet.

D.H. Lawrence

#11. By sad experience I know what sorrows She must endure, who marries into a family unwilling to receive her.

Matthew Gregory Lewis