Top 18 Funny It Professionals Quotes

#1. Most of us are busy gambling on the most dangerous risk of all - living our whole life not doing what we want on the bet that we can buy the freedom to do it later.

Jake Ducey

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#2. It would be nice if you considered dating Haley. She's such a nice woman.

R.L. Mathewson

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#3. I never laugh or smile when I am writing. When I come home for lunch after writing all morning, my wife says I look like I just came home from a funeral. This is not bragging. This is an illness.

Carl Hiaasen

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#4. We are not at war with Egypt. We are in an armed conflict.

Anthony Eden

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#5. No one, at any rate no English writer, has written better about childhood than Dickens. In spite of all the knowledge that has accumulated since, in spite of the fact that children are now comparatively sanely treated, no novelist has shown the same power of entering into the child's point of view.

George Orwell

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#6. I still have a stammer that I can control by not opening a sentence with a hard consonant, or by concentrating for a moment, breathing softly down. Growing up, the 'Our Father' was lovely, made for me, the 'Hail Mary' was gorgeous, and 'Glory Be to the Father' was an absolute nightmare.

Colm Toibin

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#7. You may debate whether the Disney heroines fit the feminist standard, but they don't live in a democracy. Remember, they're princesses.

Richard Corliss

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#8. I hate watching people blow all operational security, and spew their guts like a teenage burglar, drunk in a bar. We're professionals, for Christ's sake, and she's just a prole.

Bruce Sterling

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#9. Being gay is natural. Hating gay is a lifestyle choice.

John Fugelsang

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#10. It may not be as dramatic or funny to make a movie about a woman who loves both her job and her family, but that would be a better reflection of reality. We need more portrayals of women as competent professionals and happy mothers -

Sheryl Sandberg

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#11. But you can't marry someone to fix him, even if you love them.

Patricia Briggs

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#12. Whatever life brings, we'll share," she says, and "I can do no more than the best I can.

Carol Emshwiller

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#13. When you have a name that means scares, you have to live with that.

Wes Craven

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#14. I don't aim it at anybody specific, I don't aim my characters to make old people laugh or young people or professionals or blue collar, just whatever I think is going to be funny and it just so happens that.

Jeff Dunham

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#15. I like the effect drink has on me.

Oliver Reed

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#16. News is news and spin is spin, and when you introduce the second to the first, what you have isn't news anymore. Hey, presto, you've created opinion.

Mira Grant

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#17. I allow myself to be understood as a colorful fragment in a drab world.

Errol Flynn

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#18. I had never dreamt I'd become an actress. It was destiny that put me in the right place at the right time and gave me the right opportunities.

Madhuri Dixit

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