Funny Israel Quotes

#1. The recognition that things that are not sustainable will eventually come to an end does not give us much of a guide to whether the transition will be calm or exciting.

Timothy Geithner

#2. There is no more self-contradictory concept than that of idle thoughts. What gives rise to the perception of a whole world can hardly be called idle. Every thought we have either contributes to truth or to illusion.

Gautama Buddha

#3. A lot of movies that come from Israel are about war, but there is such good, funny, rounded writing that comes from the country that I wish more people would discover.

Odeya Rush

#4. Mirabelle, who never takes credit for her attractiveness, believes it is not she he is responding to, but rather something independent of her.

Steve Martin

#5. Art is not about itself but the attention we bring to it.

Marcel Duchamp

#6. Weirdness is not my game. I'm just a square boy from Wisconsin.

Willem Dafoe

#7. And perhaps one day, in after years, someone would wander there and listen to the silence, as she had done, and catch the whisper of the dreams that she had dreamt there, in midsummer, under the hot sun and the white sky.

Daphne Du Maurier

#8. For a long time, there was grief. It pulled me down into suffocating darkness, and kept me anchored there. I went through the motions. I turned up at school. I ate food and watched TV and took algebra tests. But I didn't feel anything. It was easier that way.

Lili Wilkinson

#9. She prays to God, but He's silent. She searches for guidance, but the forest only moans.

Carrie Ryan

#10. Children lack morality, but they also lack fake morality.

Mignon McLaughlin

#11. Treating your users as co-developers is your least-hassle route to rapid code improvement and effective debugging.

Eric S. Raymond

#12. Cry out loud once. Look at the mirror & shake it off. I've cried like that before & others will have times like that too. Cheer up. You're not alone.

Kim Jong-hyun

#13. He was sexual in a way that made women think of deeply repressed fantasies therapists and feminists alike would cringe to hear tell of.

Karen Marie Moning

#14. I was a strange, loud little kid who could sit at the piano and kill a Beethoven piece.

Lady Gaga

#15. On a crowded bus in Israel, a mother was speaking to her son in Yiddish. An Israeli woman reprimanded her. "You should be speaking Hebrew. Why are you talking to him in Yiddish?" The mother answered, "I don't want he should forget he's a Jew."

Kirk Douglas

#16. When children aren't given the space to struggle through things on their own, they don't learn to problem-solve very well. They don't learn to be confident in their own abilities, and it can affect their self-esteem.

Ken Robinson