Funny Irreplaceable Quotes

#1. False reasons trapped in your old bean. Failure isn't your nemesis, denial of truth is.

Ymatruz

#2. I have never had anything done to my face because then you end up looking as they all do in America. Look at Judi Dench: she would never be as good if she had had work done.

Joanna Lumley

#3. I have been told for so many years that you can't be smart and sexy. I started to think, "Well, why the heck can't you be both?"

Jewel

#4. I've never stopped trying to do what's right. I'm not doing it to earn favor with God. I'm doing it because it's the right thing to do.

John Wooden

#5. A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.

George Orwell

#6. When you can't climb your way out of such a hole, you tend to crouch down and call it home ...

Nikki Sixx

#7. My ambition was always to show aspects of daily life as if we were seeing them for the first time.

Brassai

#8. You can't regulate every lab in the world.

Stephen Hawking

#9. Pray a little more, work a little harder, save, wait, be patient and, most of all, live within our means. That's the American way. It's not spending ourselves into prosperity or taxing ourselves into prosperity.

Mike Huckabee

#10. For the folk-community does not exist on the fictitious value of money but on the results of productive labour, which is what gives money its value.

Adolf Hitler

#11. No wide road leads to God.

Nikos Kazantzakis