Funny Ironing Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 20 Funny Ironing Sayings

#1. I can conceive of 'falling in love' over and over again. But 'marriage,' this richness of life itself, I cannot conceive of having again - or with anyone else. In this sense 'marriage' seems to me indissoluble. - Author: Anne Morrow Lindbergh
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#2. Geology, in the magnitude and sublimity of the objects of which it treats, undoubtedly ranks, in the scale of the sciences, next to astronomy. - Author: John Herschel
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#3. The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. - Author: Phyllis Diller
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#4. We are all far less rational in our decision-making than standard economic theory assumes. Our irrational behaviors are neither random nor senseless: they are systematic and predictable. We all make the same types of mistakes over and over, because of the basic wiring of our brains. - Author: Dan Ariely
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#5. There's a point, around the age of twenty, when you have to choose whether to be like everybody else the rest of your life, or to make a virtue of your peculiarities. - Author: Ursula K. Le Guin
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#6. Maybe I don't feel like taking orders. - Author: Meredith Wild
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#7. What's beautiful, grey and wears glass slippers? Cinderelephant. Why are elephants wrinkled? They don't fit on the ironing board. How do you get down from an elephant? You don't. You get down from a goose. Why do elephants have trunks? Because they'd look funny with a glove compartments - Author: Jodi Picoult
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#8. I'm not good at accepting help. - Author: Patricia Heaton
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#9. There are people.
There are stories.
The people think they shape the stories, but the reverse if often closer to the truth.
Stories shape the world. They exist independently of people, and in places quite devoid of man, there may yet be mythologies. - Author: Alan Moore
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#10. I hope I'm remembered as the king of the world, the noble man who united all the nations of the earth. But that probably won't happen. - Author: Macaulay Culkin
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#11. A Polish man had a bandage on each ear. What happened? "I was ironing, and the phone rang!" "What about the other ear?" "Had to call the doctor!" - Author: Henny Youngman
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#12. But first I had to get through the ironing. It took a lot of patience. I had none. It took forever, and then I had to press the whole shirt again to get out the creases I'd pressed into it. - Author: Jennifer Echols
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#13. I feel like I've been ironing all day in high heels and no brassiere. ~Tizzy Donovan, Laid Out and Candle Lit - Author: Ann Everett
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#14. Salvation is worth working for. It is worth a man's going round the world on his hands and knees, climbing its mountains, crossing its valleys, swimming its rivers, going through all manner of hardship in order to attain it. But we do not get it in that way. It is to him who believes. - Author: Dwight L. Moody
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#15. The courage to try again is a daring spirit. - Author: Lailah Gifty Akita
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#16. Ironing boards are a classic example of something I find horrible about modern society: the excitementation, for want of a better word, of mundane things. Funny ironing board covers - I hate them. - Author: Daniel Radcliffe
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#17. To the receptive soul the river of life pauseth not, nor is diminished. - Author: George Eliot
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#18. Successful people take their current limitation and put it on their agenda as a job to do, as a thing to figure out and make happen. - Author: Brendon Burchard
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#19. The other limitation on our discussion is that for the most part I examine the principles of justice that would regulate a well-ordered society. Everyone is presumed to act justly and to do his part in upholding just institutions. - Author: John Rawls
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#20. Brokenness is God's requirement for maximum usefulness. - Author: Charles Stanley
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