Top 16 Funny Ironic Christmas Quotes

#1. My work is very much like the restaurant critic's - a number of factors come together to make for a strong review.

Hank Stuever

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#2. If you are not at peace with yourself then you cannot spread peace.

Tariq Ramadan

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#3. Human beings are not like they are portrayed in Hollywood. They are individuals who are a mixture of good and bad.

Jack Higgins

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#4. Snarl must love Christmas as much as me, I decided.

Rachel Cohn

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#5. Make sure with the time that you have, you really make an impact on people.

Jackson Guthy

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#6. Every new event - everything I did for the rest of my life - would only separate us more and more: days she was no longer a part of, an ever-growing distance between us. Every single day for the rest of my life, she would only be further away.

Donna Tartt

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#7. No African has ever voluntarily emigrated to the shores of the New World; whence it must be inferred, that all the blacks who are now to be found in that hemisphere are either slaves or freedmen.

Alexis De Tocqueville

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#8. To have transactions made on your web site via credit card, you must be PCI compliant. Businesses make the mistake of thinking that because you passed the requirements and are PCI certified, you are immune to attacks.

Kevin Mitnick

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#9. [Donald] Trump is where the Republicans are, and if you're going to be a Republican leader you should be supportive of that.

Jeff Sessions

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#10. Winds are produced by differences of air temperature, and hence density, between two regions of earth.

Evangelista Torricelli

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#11. To bear with patience wrongs done to oneself is a mark of perfection, but to bear with patience wrongs done to someone else is a mark of imperfection and even of actual sin.

Thomas Aquinas

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#12. I would much rather see somebody bring something new to a genre than produce something that seems safe.

Guillermo Del Toro

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#13. We have these ambitions that are very hard to accomplish because life puts us in our place. We have this battle with mediocrity.

Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu

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#14. Didn't normal simply mean conforming to other people's expectations?

Jim Buckner

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#15. You must lend an ear today, because we are the leaders of tomorrow

Adora Svitak

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#16. There were no rules, other than that the song should sound good and be fun to play.

Levon Helm

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