Top 9 Funny Inventions Quotes

#1. My father was a Tuskegee Airmen captain in the Air Force and a very strong personality. He believed in fairness and ethics and living up to the commitments you make to others. He ultimately became a judge, and he would talk to me over and over about how important it is to be fair.

John W. Rogers Jr.

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#2. Our task today is to bring India to the threshold of the twenty-first century, free of burden of poverty, legacy of our colonial past, and capable of meeting the rising aspirations of our people.

Rajiv Gandhi

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#3. You know, Balzac once described bureaucracy as a giant mechanism operated by pygmies." "What'd your buddy Balzac have to say about inadmissible evidence?" "Not a lot. I think he considered the subject beneath him.

Craig Johnson

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#4. Certainly survival is important - very important - but at some point surviving wasn't enough. I felt ready to complete my surviving journey and start thriving and just living.

SARK

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#5. Along this road of spending, the government either takes over, which is Socialism, or dictates institutional and economic life, which is Fascism.

Herbert Hoover

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#6. Hope can still exist even when rescue is impossible.

Sherwin B. Nuland

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#7. I just have fun doing what I do. If it looks like a good time, I'm up for it!

Toks Olagundoye

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#8. I want to win, I want to win everything. If I have a chance to win, why not?

Alexander Ovechkin

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#9. Pennies from heaven, gold from the fires of hell.

Sean Briggs

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