Funny Introductions Quotes

#1. Do what you can because there are many things that need doing. - Author: Candy Darling

#2. Recently, I've really responded to books that bring the magic of childhood back to us as adults. - Author: Christina Ricci

#3. The secret of any kind of reporting is to go with a guide. So if you, you're going to see Hezbollah in Beirut, you go with someone who knows the local people, and you'll be fine. - Author: David Ignatius

#4. Never fear your enemies, fear your actions. - Author: George Meade

#5. I would rather hurt a man ... than love a woman. - Author: Mick Foley

#6. Every day is a great day for hockey. - Author: Mario Lemieux

#7. My main graduate training was received at the University of Chicago from which I received the Ph.D. in 1938. - Author: George Stigler

#8. When I was younger, when I was a teenager, the work was more satirical and funny and cartoony. And part of it was chops - if you have a more limited repertoire of stick figures and cartoon characters, they lend themselves more to humor than to tragedy. - Author: Eric Drooker

#9. We are born in the ocean of love and we love the ocean and her touch so much. - Author: Debasish Mridha

#10. I think that Obama is very cool. And I think he's clever, and I think he can be witty. But I don't think he's funny in either the way that Reagan was funny - or John McCain and Dick Cheney are both funny in that ruthless, kind of mean way. - Author: Mo Rocca

#11. Excuse me, but where do you think you're going?" I asked.
"I figured I'd put my underwear in with yours. That way they could all get to know each other." One brown eyebrow lifted. "Unless you want to make some formal introductions right now? - Author: Michele Bardsley

#12. I think exercise tests us in so many ways, our skills, our hearts, our ability to bounce back after setbacks. This is the inner beauty of sports and competition, and it can serve us all well as adult athletes. - Author: Peggy Fleming

#13. Would you just fall in love with me already so I can stop acting normal. - Author: Van Krishna

#14. All of a sudden I found myself with the reputation of being a swinger and a home-wrecker. Beverly Hills wives were supposed to live in fear in case I cast my green orbs in the direction of their men. Ninety-nine per cent of this was total fabrication. - Author: Joan Collins

#15. If you make - not have - $1 million a year, should you not participate in the sense of community of our country? I'm willing to put that on the table. - Author: Nancy Pelosi

#16. Nothing was made in Trinidad. - Author: V.S. Naipaul