Top 11 Funny Intoxication Quotes

#1. You're wasting your time
Giving me that speech
you try to don't reach:
your smile <3
You're holding your tears
Your insides are dead
You're eating your fears,
In a cigarette.
You've waited too long,
to finally see ...
Sunshine in the rain
is as deep as the sea.

Ed Sheeran

Funny Intoxication Quotes #127416
#2. If the paintings are too large, cut them in half!

Frank Lloyd Wright

Funny Intoxication Quotes #374660
#3. Lips, let sour words go by and language end:
What is amiss plague and infection mend!
Graves only be men's works and death their gain!
Sun, hide thy beams! Timon hath done his reign.

William Shakespeare

Funny Intoxication Quotes #564124
#4. Perhaps the most valuable thing he taught me (his father) was that there is no contradiction between devotion to work and enjoyment of life and people

Ahmed H. Zewail

Funny Intoxication Quotes #721081
#5. For one thing, there's an essential human factor in every business endeavor. It doesn't matter if you have a perfect product, production plan and marketing pitch; you'll still need the right people to lead and implement those plans.

Bill Gates

Funny Intoxication Quotes #790311
#6. One day all of this will be proof, proof that we were here, proof that we loved each other. It's the guarantee that no matter what happens to us in the future, this time was ours. When

Jenny Han

Funny Intoxication Quotes #1013501
#7. I hate competition.

Marat Safin

Funny Intoxication Quotes #1117960
#8. Drunken men give some of the best pep talks.

Criss Jami

Funny Intoxication Quotes #1384598
#9. Whether or not he still wanted me, I knew he wouldn't want anyone else to have me.

Penelope Douglas

Funny Intoxication Quotes #1429722
#10. All share complicity in the destruction of that much under-rated phenomenon called liberty.

Barbara Amiel

Funny Intoxication Quotes #1439504
#11. You're like an idiot...trapped in an idiot's body!"

Hey it was funny at the time and level of intoxication.

Jedidiah Behe

Funny Intoxication Quotes #1802495

Famous Authors

Popular Topics

Scroll to Top