Funny Intoxicated Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 12 Funny Intoxicated Quotes

#1. The stream of time sweeps away errors, and leaves the truth for the inheritance of humanity. - Author: Georg Brandes
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#2. To talk of probability is to suggest that events might happen differently from the way they do, whereas events themselves will unfold according to an inevitable path. - Author: Johnny Rich
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#3. She had never felt more alive than when she lay dying in Han Alister's arms. - Author: Cinda Williams Chima
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#4. Sometimes terror comes not from lighting a fuse but by merely suggesting the know how. - Author: Alice Ayden
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#5. To be a utilitarian means that you judge actions as right or wrong in accordance with whether they have good consequences. So you try to do what will have the best consequences for all of those affected. - Author: Peter Singer
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#6. It is ... courage to choose not what will make us happy, but what is precious. - Author: Sofia Samatar
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#7. It doesn't make for sanity, does it, living with the devil. - Author: Daphne Du Maurier
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#8. The first time they'd met, in this very pub, he'd hit on her using so little finesse, she'd been forced to ask if he was kidding. Granted, they'd both had a few too many drinks that night, but nothing excused the line, "I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you." Nothing. - Author: Tessa Bailey
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#9. I don't see this planet being ... they're talking about how they're turning around the environmental problems here, but I think it's already too late. - Author: Ace Frehley
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#10. Oceans are one of the most important things in the world now and that is a national security threat of the United States of America, to be honest with you. That is why seeing the habitat destroyed is so short-sighted by us. - Author: Ian Somerhalder
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#11. The problem of teaching, therefore, is getting not the facts but the context from my brain to yours. - Author: Jose Antonio Bowen
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#12. The problem with comedy audiences - it's like the Coliseum - when they see someone struggling, they don't feel altruistic towards them. They feel slightly repulsed by it. - Author: Jo Brand
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