Funny Intimate Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 15 Funny Intimate Quotes

#1. I think we need to look for any opening we can to avoid a war and we shouldn't pass up any opportunity for resolution. - Author: Dennis Kucinich
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#2. There is little more I can add short of dissecting the man, or going into intimate details such as the modest proportions and slight southeasterly curvature of his manhood. - Author: Felix J. Palma
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#3. She ought to call him Benjamin, but it was too intimate, too soft.
"My lord?" she ventured, only half serious.
"Good, God, no."
She bit back a smile. "Husband?" she took a sip of wine.
He grunted. "Are we to become Quakers? - Author: Kristen Callihan
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#4. In the vast majority of cases the secret society symbolism hearkens from two places - Ireland and Egypt. - Author: Michael Tsarion
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#5. If you live in an atmosphere of luxury, luxury is yours whether your money pays for it, or another's. - Author: O. Henry
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#6. The most impersonal seeming audiences eventually just say such intimate, smart, wise, amazing, totally surprising, funny things. It's empowering, in the sense of feeling like you're a part of something really important. - Author: Gloria Steinem
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#7. According to the rules of comedy, your suffering will be funny after an undetermined length of time. Maybe not while you're having your gangrenous leg sawed off, watching your home burn down or learning how to be intimate with your cellmate, but, in the big scheme of things, soon. - Author: Chuck Lorre
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#8. If your mother tells you to do a thing, it is wrong to reply that you won't. It is better and more becoming to intimate that you will do as she bids you, and then afterward act quietly in the matter according to the dictates of your best judgment. - Author: Mark Twain
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#9. The way for newspapers to meet the competition of radio and television is simply to get out better papers. - Author: H.L. Mencken
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#10. I found myself declaiming, full flower, for an hour on the "utmost importance and urgency" of Blogging, telling him in no uncertain terms that, especially in a high-end niche business, Blogging is "the premier way" to have "intimate conversations" with his Clients. Funny thing, I believe it! - Author: Tom Peters
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#11. I think of Jesus coming down from Heaven to shame me and everyone here before he gathers his posse of fellow zombies and orders them to devour us all in every way possible - to skin us alive so Jesus and his pals can wear new skins for their trips back to Heaven or the Tenderloin in San Francisco. - Author: Logan Ryan Smith
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#12. Bonds are like rules, they're meant to be broken. - Author: Melissa De La Cruz
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#13. It's funny how intimate it feels to get a text. - Author: Sophie Ellis-Bextor
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#14. I'm a shaky traveler, she said. I can't even sleep through a flight, I have to be awake for the crash. - Author: Jill Shalvis
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#15. Perhaps adjustment and stabilization, while good because it cuts your pain, is also bad because development towards a higher ideal ceases? - Author: Abraham H. Maslow
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