Top 38 Funny Internet Quotes

#1. Now that's a sight for sore eyes, Sebastian. Maybe I should just leave you here: the hotel maids might appreciate that. Or, better still, maybe I'll take a photograph of you on my phone. Dont worry, I wont post it on the internet, it'll just be my screen saver.

Jane Harvey-Berrick

Funny Internet Quotes #25145
#2. When I go to the bathrooms, I cannot take off my pants as before; because there is a light continuously blinking like a camera, everyone says it is just an environmental friendly lighting. Well, I cannot really trust it and I am not taking the risk of circulating my naked photos around.

M.F. Moonzajer

Funny Internet Quotes #111262
#3. You know you are a human when a beautiful image appearing on television/computer/smartphone/tab screen appears more alive than a living being.
Basically, we are stupid.

Saurabh Sharma

Funny Internet Quotes #120708
#4. Funny story. A bunch of people -- the cult -- blame the appearance of abilities on the invention of the internet.

Alex Lane

Funny Internet Quotes #276828
#5. Internet's been down most of the day [at work]. Doing research by just asking everyone what we remember to be true. What could possibly go wrong?

Rachel Maddow

Funny Internet Quotes #308401
#6. Don't believe everything you read on the Internet.

Abraham Lincoln

Funny Internet Quotes #369718
#7. It's funny, when things go on the internet now and people say 'that's not real,' well, that's what painting's always done - it's taken things from the world and said, Look how much more real this is now.

Margaux Williamson

Funny Internet Quotes #413450
#8. With these Funny or Die videos, I do everything for them. I write them, act in them, and co-direct them with my buddy Brian McGinn, who I grew up with. We also edit them together. We're working on a small scale of Internet videos, but we're slowly trying to make them become a bigger thing.

Dave Franco

Funny Internet Quotes #419013
#9. Some say Twitter is overrated.
Some love it, others hate it.
I guess it depends on what you've got,
If you have guts to write a funny plot!

Ana Claudia Antunes

Funny Internet Quotes #458005
#10. I think it's kinda funny that all these rappers that used to be gangsters and thugs are telling us not to download their music from the internet, because that's stealing. Wow talk about ironic.

Daniel Tosh

Funny Internet Quotes #458714
#11. I watched the footage of Saddam being executed, and it really made me think ... is there nothing on the internet that I won't masturbate to?

Frankie Boyle

Funny Internet Quotes #459136
#12. The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder.

Al Gore

Funny Internet Quotes #528092
#13. The Internet has done nothing but good for comedy all around. Comedians no longer have to rely on TV execs and club owners deciding if they are funny or not.

Doug Stanhope

Funny Internet Quotes #550501
#14. When we get the remote Russian village online, what will get people to the Internet is not going to be reports from Human Rights Watch. It's going to be pornography, 'Sex and the City,' or maybe funny videos of cats.

Evgeny Morozov

Funny Internet Quotes #565372
#15. Judging by everyone's excitement, this day will always be remembered at the loading dock as the day 'Larry made it on the internet'.

Brandon Stanton

Funny Internet Quotes #571885
#16. She'd been pounding her location and thoughts into a device that would send those things to virtually any human with Internet access and yet looking over her shoulder had been a violation of privacy.

Stefan Bourque

Funny Internet Quotes #580173
#17. It's funny how the music industry is enraged about the Internet and the way things are copied without being paid for. But you know why people steal the music? Because they can't afford the music.

Tom Petty

Funny Internet Quotes #683869
#18. Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?

Bill Maher

Funny Internet Quotes #760170
#19. What the hell? Ian asked, holding his hands over the front of his Christmas briefs. Sara had ordered them from the Internet, and he'd worn them to please her. Too bad there hadn't been enough time for the underwear to meet with an unfortunate accident. A lot could be blamed on a washing machine.

Rose Wynters

Funny Internet Quotes #781761
#20. Maruman does not loll.

Isobelle Carmody

Funny Internet Quotes #850986
#21. I've been fascinated by the Internet from the very start. In 2001, I had made a funny black-and-white film called 'How to Dance Properly,' a short video of me dancing to a Madonna song. I sent it to 17 of my friends on a Thursday, and by Monday, one million people a day were logging on to view it.

Ze Frank

Funny Internet Quotes #861173
#22. Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet.

Santosh Kalwar

Funny Internet Quotes #874415
#23. Isn't it funny how we all will end up? Best friends today, communicating via internet tomorrow. Crush today, dancing at their weddings tomorrow.

Manasa Rao

Funny Internet Quotes #886505
#24. I wish I knew how to quit you, Tumblr.

John Green

Funny Internet Quotes #905008
#25. Headline?" he asked.
"'Swing Set Needs Home,'" I said.
"'Desperately Lonely Swing Set Needs Loving Home,'" he said.
"'Lonely, Vaguely Pedophilic Swing Set Seeks the Butts of Children,'" I said.

John Green

Funny Internet Quotes #921028
#26. Tempted to type meaningless twaddle all the time on Twitter ... with alliteration, no less!

E.A. Bucchianeri

Funny Internet Quotes #965021
#27. It's funny how sometimes you learn things off the Internet before they're actually told to you.

Joel Edgerton

Funny Internet Quotes #1052343
#28. I have my website, The Ruckus, which is an Internet site, similar to the Funny or Die format, where people post funny videos. I get a chance to rate their videos; they get a chance to blog and kick it with me.

J. B. Smoove

Funny Internet Quotes #1095827
#29. Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.

Andy Borowitz

Funny Internet Quotes #1243542
#30. Internet access came before pride.

Jessica Park

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#31. I make sort-of funny videos for the Internet that are watched by a handful of people.

Katie Nolan

Funny Internet Quotes #1330542
#32. Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.

Andy Borowitz

Funny Internet Quotes #1510783
#33. Most of the people you read about being turned meet vamps in clubs or over the Internet ... Ew, did you ... ?"
"Yes, I met a vampire on the Internet, went to his evil love den, and let him turn me, because I'm that brainless.

Molly Harper

Funny Internet Quotes #1658569
#34. If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God intended you to live.

Shannon L. Alder

Funny Internet Quotes #1782465
#35. A good joke can spread throughout the Internet between the time you go to bed and the time you wake up, leading to an inbox filled with pictures of funny cats and cheeseburgers.

Rosanna Pansino

Funny Internet Quotes #1832401
#36. I apologize. Hi, I'm Agent Sloane Brodie, your Team Leader. I enjoy reading, cozy nights in, and the soothing sounds of classic rock. I also like to browse the Internet for funny cat videos, but deep down, I think I'm more of a dog person.

Charlie Cochet

Funny Internet Quotes #1838353
#37. I find it so funny that for the first time in history, people have access to this great equalizer in the Internet, which grants everyone the same knowledge base, and we use it to read album reviews and watch kitten videos ... not to put those two things in the same light!

Alan Palomo

Funny Internet Quotes #1845268
#38. There is some sort of perverse pleasure in knowing that it's basically impossible to send a piece of hate mail through the Internet without its being touched by a gay program. That's kind of funny.

Eric Allman

Funny Internet Quotes #1873037

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