Top 16 Funny Internet Love Quotes

#1. Be helpful to all who need your assistance, but don't overdo it. Over-helpfulness too often results in under-performance.

Mardy Grothe

Funny Internet Love Quotes #270621
#2. So long as space remains
So long as sentient beings'
Suffering remains
I will remain
In order to help,
In order to serve.

Dalai Lama

Funny Internet Love Quotes #452348
#3. Some say Twitter is overrated.
Some love it, others hate it.
I guess it depends on what you've got,
If you have guts to write a funny plot!

Ana Claudia Antunes

Funny Internet Love Quotes #458005
#4. There is nothing worse than loving someone when they don't love you back, especially when you have only yourself to blame for it.

Samantha Towle

Funny Internet Love Quotes #459776
#5. Perhaps host and guest is really the happiest relation for father and son.

Evelyn Waugh

Funny Internet Love Quotes #530865
#6. There is very little room for relaxation, but as long as I capitalize on those brief moments of peace, I'm okay with that.

Maelle Gavet

Funny Internet Love Quotes #871493
#7. Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet.

Santosh Kalwar

Funny Internet Love Quotes #874415
#8. Isn't it funny how we all will end up? Best friends today, communicating via internet tomorrow. Crush today, dancing at their weddings tomorrow.

Manasa Rao

Funny Internet Love Quotes #886505
#9. Violence is not inevitable. I mean, the only inevitable form of violence is the kind that we understand, the only legitimate (if there can ever be legitimate violence) and that's self-defense.

Gloria Steinem

Funny Internet Love Quotes #1096331
#10. I won't lie to you - it's better to have someone to help you. I need it.

Gael Monfils

Funny Internet Love Quotes #1144600
#11. I am not mad: I would to heaven I were! For then, 'tis like I should forget myself: O, if I could, what grief should I forget! Preach some philosophy to make me mad, And thou shalt be canonized, cardinal;

William Shakespeare

Funny Internet Love Quotes #1212024
#12. Watching crowds step off the escalators and onto the concourse, I thought it miraculous that in the midst of so many people, I should ever be able to find her
as well as testimony to the strange particularities of desire that it should be precisely she whom I needed to find.

Alain De Botton

Funny Internet Love Quotes #1241052
#13. I am a total zombie just after I wake up. It takes me half an hour even to get my eyes open. Ask anyone who knows me. I can't see; I can't talk properly; I can't do anything without help. The only think I can do properly is think. And I know how to exploit my condition. I've had years of practice.

Diana Wynne Jones

Funny Internet Love Quotes #1403290
#14. Most of the people you read about being turned meet vamps in clubs or over the Internet ... Ew, did you ... ?"
"Yes, I met a vampire on the Internet, went to his evil love den, and let him turn me, because I'm that brainless.

Molly Harper

Funny Internet Love Quotes #1658569
#15. If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God intended you to live.

Shannon L. Alder

Funny Internet Love Quotes #1782465
#16. Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment.

George W. Bush

Funny Internet Love Quotes #1854866

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