Funny Internet Love Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 16 famous quotes and sayings about funny internet love to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 16 Funny Internet Love Quotes

#1. Be helpful to all who need your assistance, but don't overdo it. Over-helpfulness too often results in under-performance. - Author: Mardy Grothe
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#2. So long as space remains
So long as sentient beings'
Suffering remains
I will remain
In order to help,
In order to serve. - Author: Dalai Lama
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#3. Some say Twitter is overrated.
Some love it, others hate it.
I guess it depends on what you've got,
If you have guts to write a funny plot! - Author: Ana Claudia Antunes
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#4. There is nothing worse than loving someone when they don't love you back, especially when you have only yourself to blame for it. - Author: Samantha Towle
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#5. Perhaps host and guest is really the happiest relation for father and son. - Author: Evelyn Waugh
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#6. There is very little room for relaxation, but as long as I capitalize on those brief moments of peace, I'm okay with that. - Author: Maelle Gavet
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#7. Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Author: Santosh Kalwar
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#8. Isn't it funny how we all will end up? Best friends today, communicating via internet tomorrow. Crush today, dancing at their weddings tomorrow. - Author: Manasa Rao
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#9. Violence is not inevitable. I mean, the only inevitable form of violence is the kind that we understand, the only legitimate (if there can ever be legitimate violence) and that's self-defense. - Author: Gloria Steinem
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#10. I won't lie to you - it's better to have someone to help you. I need it. - Author: Gael Monfils
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#11. I am not mad: I would to heaven I were! For then, 'tis like I should forget myself: O, if I could, what grief should I forget! Preach some philosophy to make me mad, And thou shalt be canonized, cardinal; - Author: William Shakespeare
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#12. Watching crowds step off the escalators and onto the concourse, I thought it miraculous that in the midst of so many people, I should ever be able to find her
as well as testimony to the strange particularities of desire that it should be precisely she whom I needed to find. - Author: Alain De Botton
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#13. I am a total zombie just after I wake up. It takes me half an hour even to get my eyes open. Ask anyone who knows me. I can't see; I can't talk properly; I can't do anything without help. The only think I can do properly is think. And I know how to exploit my condition. I've had years of practice. - Author: Diana Wynne Jones
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#14. Most of the people you read about being turned meet vamps in clubs or over the Internet ... Ew, did you ... ?"
"Yes, I met a vampire on the Internet, went to his evil love den, and let him turn me, because I'm that brainless. - Author: Molly Harper
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#15. If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God intended you to live. - Author: Shannon L. Alder
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#16. Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment. - Author: George W. Bush
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