Funny Instructor Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 12 Funny Instructor Quotes

#1. Wife: one who is sorry she did it, but would undoubtedly do it again. - Author: H.L. Mencken
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#2. I just love making sounds. Anything that made a sound, as a kid I was just taken back by and would sit with it for ages and just try and make all different sounds on it. - Author: Ella Henderson
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#3. Where God's presence is no longer a tenable proposition and where his absence is no longer a felt, indeed overwhelming weight, certain dimensions of thought and creativity are no longer attainable. - Author: Rudolf Steiner
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#4. Jesus died for your sins. I'm doing it for your mere entertainment dollar. - Author: Doug Stanhope
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#5. Creative writing teachers should be purged until every last instructor who has uttered the words 'Write what you know' is confined to a labor camp. Please, talented scribblers, write what you don't. The blind guy with the funny little harp who composed The Iliad, how much combat do you think he saw? - Author: P. J. O'Rourke
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#6. Forgive yourself for being an imperfect human being. The goddess doesn't expect perfection, although she does expect you to try and do better. Allow yourself to be happy. Live the life you want, and follow the path of your heart. - Author: Deborah Blake
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#7. Foreign policy is conducted for the convenience and enjoyment of people in Washington. - Author: John Kenneth Galbraith
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#8. Actually the best thing I did was to get thrown out by my wife. She's living with a fitness instructor. He drinks that yellow stuff in tins. He's an idiot. - Author: Steve Coogan
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#9. John McCain famously has been incredibly loyal to Sarah Palin ever since he picked her as his running mate. - Author: Rachel Maddow
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#10. Whoa. He had ghouls on speed dial. My lawyer kicks so much ass. - Author: Kevin Hearne
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#11. Flying helicopters is what I do for fun. - Author: Willard Wigan
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#12. Sometimes when things are falling apart, they may actually be falling into place. - Author: Sukhraj S. Dhillon
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