Funny Instagram Profile Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 15 Funny Instagram Profile Sayings

#1. It is found in understanding that the only people who are doing God's will are those who have repented and been born again. God's grace is not a license to sin, but a temporary opportunity to repent and receive forgiveness. - Author: David Servant
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#2. Marriage is compromise and hard work,and then more hard work and communication and compromise. And then work. Abandon all hope, ye who enter. - Author: Gillian Flynn
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#3. Every time you make a movie it's an adventure. - Author: Shia Labeouf
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#4. Each successive Labour Government has been the most rapacious, doctrinaire and unpatriotic conspiracy to be seen this side of the Iron Curtain. - Author: Roy Jenkins
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#5. Anybody who perceives colors can become a painter. It's simply a question of whether or not one has felt anything and whether one has the courage to recount the things one has felt. - Author: Edvard Munch
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#6. The last introvert in a world of extroverts. Silence: my response to both emptiness and saturation. But silence frightens people. I had to learn how to talk. Out of politeness. - Author: Ariel Gore
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#7. I've been a story-teller all my life but I realized it only recently. - Author: Isabel Allende
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#8. That work was what appealed to him most about their conversations.
Tom liked having to think fast, and he found it invigorating
to push his mind in unaccustomed directions for a change,
to be forced to stay on his toes. - Author: Paul Auster
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#9. We're seeing right now that a mass extinction can be caused by human beings. - Author: Elizabeth Kolbert
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#10. Life is a series of hellos and goodbyes. This ... is goodbye. But not out last hello. - Author: Charles Martin
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#11. I've become one of those parents who demand their children go to the bathroom. "But I don't have to." "Well, go anyway. - Author: Jim Gaffigan
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#12. You can't escape the puking sphinx. - Author: Frank Zappa
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#13. There are periods in life when you get caught up in the whole field of relativity and lose your moorings with the absolute. - Author: Deepak Chopra
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#14. One of these fellows had crawled out from under the porch of the house at 29 Neibolt Street one day and had offered to give Eddie a blowjob for a quarter. - Author: Stephen King
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#15. Jack jumped off the couch, pulling his shirt back on. "Next time,if you'd like, I'll just come without one," he said,grinning at me. - Author: Kiersten White
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