Funny Inspirational One Line Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 16 Funny Inspirational One Line Quotes

#1. Keep extending hand for friendship. Those alive will grip yours with theirs, while the morally dead will inflate; rubbing their own palms. - Author: Aniruddha Sastikar
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#2. Sitcom storylines are usually incredibly contrived. - Author: Josh Thomas
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#3. Now defined as art, the totem has lost cult, taboo, and custom. - Author: Mason Cooley
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#4. I continue to be drawn to clarity and simplicity. 'Less is more' remains my mantra. - Author: Stephane Rolland
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#5. I'm sure she'd be more than willing to fit you in. I know I always am. In fact, I'd be willing to fit you in right now. - Author: Ella Frank
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#6. Well, the plenty of fish in the sea thing is bullshit," I said. "The other fish are weird, smell funny, or hooked on someone else's fishing line. - Author: L.D. Davis
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#7. And the line up for the final of the women's 400 metres hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman - Author: David Coleman
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#8. It is impossible to imagine a more complete fusion with nature than that of the Gypsy. - Author: Franz Liszt
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#9. At the end of your story, you get down to the purity of it all. It's like distilling something. - Author: A.D. Posey
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#10. The status quo cannot work. - Author: Kofi Annan
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#11. You have to smile after making trouble. This way you get in less trouble. - Author: EunB
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#12. I wanted to be a fifth grade teacher because my teacher was so important to me and was giving me the education that was going to take me through life and through this world. - Author: Steve Wozniak
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#13. The devil had attacked me at my weakest point: my inability to realise the limitations of my sex. - Author: Jeanette Winterson
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#14. Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You gotta be in it to win it' ... but first, you gotta have a dead end job so pathetic you're willing to kill five hours standing in line for a 1 in 25 million chance. - Author: Dennis Miller
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#15. Sailing is just the bottom line, like adding up the score in bridge. My real interest is in the tremendous game of life. - Author: Dennis Conner
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#16. The brave are born from the brave and good. In steers and in horses is to be found the excellence of their sire; nor do savage eagles produce a peaceful dove. - Author: Horace
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