Top 14 Funny Injuries Quotes
#1. Injuries heal, but wrinkles are the scars of time.
Bauvard
#2. Spurious prudence, making the senses final, is the god of sots and cowards, and is the subject of all comedy. It is nature's joke, and therefore literature's. True prudence limits this sensualism by admitting the knowledge of an internal and real world.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#3. Success is measured by personal happiness.
Usher
#4. Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious.
Alan Minter
#5. Drainage tubes ran out of his belly and side, and there was a catheter the size of a pencil coming out his penis. Nothing particularly hurt, so he had to assume he was on pretty nearly all the narcotics there were.
James S.A. Corey
#6. My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
Emo Philips
#7. Sometimes I think our future existence will depend on whether we can keep false information from proliferating too rapidly. If our power to verify the facts does not keep pace, then distortions of information will eventually choke us.
Norman Mailer
#9. We are currently facing many hurdles, BUT will never lose the sight of infinite hope.
Widad Akreyi
#10. The Argonauts looked at one another in amazement and exclaimed with one voice: 'Hercules!
Robert Graves
#11. Your power of thought is the only thing that you have complete, unchallengeable control over. You do this through the power of will." Napoleon Hill, Author
Colin Gilmartin
#12. The advantage does lie with us because we're at home and if we can't motivate ourselves for this match then we can't motivate ourselves for any match. I think the crowd will be up for it as well.
Frank Lampard
#13. She whistled when she noticed my back. I assume because of my injuries. I mean, my ass just isn't that spectacular.
Lish McBride
#14. Our country has shown a lack of will to resist its own disintegration .. Canada is practically the only country left in the world which is a pure colony; colonial in psychology as well as in mercantile economics.
Northrop Frye
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