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#1. A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!" - Author: Henny Youngman
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#2. What, do you think that feminism means you hate men? - Author: Cyndi Lauper
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#3. Doctor just told me I can't have kids. I asked for a second opinion. He said, Why? No one's gonna to let you take kids from this hospital. - Author: Anthony Jeselnik
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#4. Her life was monotonous, but it kept her out of trouble. - Author: Sarah Addison Allen
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#5. We weren't afraid to mix some crazy styles into the standard rockabilly look. We also took a lot of different musical influences that were part of that era. - Author: Brian Setzer
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#6. An artist should paint from the heart, and not always what people expect. Predictability often leads to the dullest work, in my opinion, and we have been bored stiff long enough I think. - Author: E.A. Bucchianeri
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#7. It makes no sense to talk of the social obligations of the corporation without reference to its economic obligations. The two are intertwined. - Author: Lee R. Raymond
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#8. And you're no going to see me inherit the title
you'll marry on your deathbed and beget an heir just to spite me," he said in a voice that wasn't far from a whine.
"What a wonderful opinion you have of my virility," Rohan replied. - Author: Anne Stuart
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#9. I do come across people who don't like me, don't like my comedy, don't think it's funny, it's too cutesy, or whatever they hate. And it's like, 'Okay. That's your opinion. Somebody liked it, so that's good.' Hopefully it balances out. - Author: Demetri Martin
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#10. Don't try to give a funny opinion; give your opinion in a way that will be funny. - Author: Franklyn Ajaye
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#11. Maximize that which gives you joy: friends, hobbies, religion, etc - Author: Dennis Prager
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#12. The problem with proximity friends is, they move away. They quit or get fired. - Author: Chuck Palahniuk
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#13. We're all a little mad, aren't we?
Especially if we have a heart and yet must deal with the world. - Author: Sylvia Maultash Warsh
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#14. [Reviewing the New York City Telephone Directory] But it is the opinion of the present reviewer that the weakness of plot is due to the great number of characters which clutter up the pages. The Russian school is responsible for this. - Author: Robert Benchley
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#15. This is America. We're entitled to our opinions."
"Wrong. This is Texas. And my opinion is the only one that counts. - Author: Susan Elizabeth Phillips
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#16. New York makes one think of the collapse of civilization, about Sodom and Gomorrah, the end of the world. The end wouldn't come as a surprise here. Many people already bank on it. - Author: Saul Bellow
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#17. You may say what you want to, but in my opinion she had more sand in her than any girl I ever see; in my opinion she was just full of sand. - Author: Mark Twain
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#18. Hmmm. Someone has a high opinion of himself. Comes with being royalty, I suppose. Like funny hats and a fondness for beheadings. - Author: Brandon Sanderson
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#19. Funny how growing up can change your opinion of being afraid of the dark and afraid of the bills. - Author: Amelia Hutchins
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#20. I confessed I did not have an opinion; I was only thirteen, and this was my very first dismemberment. - Author: Rick Yancey
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#21. There's a fear that I don't think people are interested in my actual opinion. I just think people are interested in me being funny. - Author: Nick Thune
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#22. But what is classification but the perceiving that these objects are not chaotic, and are not foreign, but have a law which is also the law of the human mind? - Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
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#23. At this, Gansey rolled over onto his back and folded his hands on his chest. He wore a salmon polo shirt, which, in Blue's opinion, was far more hellish than anything they'd discussed to this point. - Author: Maggie Stiefvater
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#24. The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane. - Author: Mark Twain
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#25. I'm tired of ignorance held up as inspiration, where vicious anti-intellectualism is considered a positive trait, and where uninformed opinion is displayed as fact. - Author: Philip Plait
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#26. Deal with yourself as a individual, worthy of respect and make everyone else deal with you the same way. - Author: Nikki Giovanni
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#27. I don't know if people really care about my opinion on things or how I come up with things, and maybe that's an insecurity and why we're comedians in the first place, so I think with that you keep doing the material, you keep trying to be funny cause you think that's all you're wanted for. - Author: Nick Thune
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#28. In my opinion, all boyfriends should turn out to be secretly wealthy. - Author: Claudia Gray
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#29. The eyes of a dog, the expression of a dog, the warmly wagging tail of a dog and the gloriously cold damp nose of a dog were in my opinion all God-given for one purpose only-to make complete fools of us human beings. - Author: Barbara Woodhouse
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#30. Notice how he will come to manhood with his own particular soul bespeaking itself through the windows which are his eyes, and such lovely eyes surely do prophesy and indicate the loveliest of souls. - Author: Jack Kerouac
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#31. You are not just a funny person or just a journalist. Most people are hybrids of having a smart opinion and a great sense of humor. - Author: Katie Nolan
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#32. Twitter's a funny one. I mean, it's good in some respects, but I can't stand it in other respects. You know there are too many opinions, people get opinions mixed up, and people get being rude mixed up with 'that's my opinion.' - Author: Dionne Bromfield
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#33. Every photograph is the photographer's opinion about something. It's how they feel about something: what they think is horrible, tragic, funny. - Author: Mary Ellen Mark
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#34. I keep a journal and just kind of take notes. I don't really so much sit down and write songs - I just take a lot of notes, and sometimes I sit down and put them all together. - Author: Courtney Barnett
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#35. I know formidable women, dozens of them, women who fight and who win... Noble women. Heroic ones. - Author: Lyndsay Faye
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#36. Age is a funny thing. So are appearances. Neither is relevant to what one knows, in my opinion. - Author: Darren T. Patrick
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#37. You cannot barter security for freedom, or freedom for security. - Author: Helen Gahagan Douglas
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#38. For God's sake, Larry, grow up. Develop a little self-righteousness. A lot of that is an ugly thing, God knows, but a little spread over all your scruples is an absolute necessity! - Author: Stephen King
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#39. There are a lot of funny women in my life. I never understand those movies where there's eight funny guys and two women who don't have any opinion or humour. - Author: Melissa McCarthy
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