Top 22 Funny Imaginary Quotes

#1. I was like, what the hell is my life coming to? I'm a trained actor! I've done Shakespeare and here I am having farting contests with an imaginary dog!

Matthew Lillard

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#2. PDCA is the essence of managerial work: making sure the job gets done today and developing better ways to do it tomorrow.

Brian L. Joiner

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#3. President Bush is a liar. He betrayed Nevada and he betrayed the country ... All Americans should be concerned, not just because he lied to me or the people of Nevada and indeed all Americans, but because the President's decision threatens Americans' lives.

Harry Reid

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#4. When I was a kid I had an imaginary friend and I used to think that he went everywhere with me, and that I could talk to him and that he could hear me, and that he could grant me wishes and stuff. And then I grew up, and I stopped going to church.

Jimmy Carr

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#5. Oh, I wish I were a miser; being a miser must be so occupying.

Gertrude Stein

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#6. Certain blood will be given for half certain reasons, as in all wars.

Saul Bellow

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#7. Law Number XLVIII: The more time you spend talking about what you have been doing, the less time you have to spend doing what you have been talking about. Eventually, you spend more and more time talking about less and less until finally you spend all your time talking about nothing.

Norman Ralph Augustine

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#8. As a small-town boy, Aedan had never really made friends; he had simply grown up with them.

Jonathan Renshaw

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#9. My father would pass gas and then blame it on imaginary animals.

Bill Cosby

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#10. Just think of me as the shoe fairy." Then he acted like he was bonking me on the head with an imaginary magic wand, "Make your own good memories in those shoes." I gaped for a second, and then he winked at me. I couldn't help it, so I smiled at him and then turned to Indy.

Kristen Ashley

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#11. San Francisco leads the world in the category of Most People On The Sidewalk Holding Conversations With Purely Imaginary Companions.

Dave Barry

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#12. I like cartoons. I like 'Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.' It's funny! It has things that kids wouldn't get. It's like, if you're mature, you get it. I like that and 'The Fairly OddParents.'

David Archuleta

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#13. That is sacrilegious. You just totally dissed man code. If we don't have man code, the world will fall apart."

Kip Paxton

Sasha Marshall

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#14. Painting is saying "Ta" to God.

Stanley Spencer

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#15. Life is a mystery. But listen. Why did I turn up in your life in the first place? Do you believe in fate? Was your fate controlled by me, or was being controlled by me your fate? But in the end, aren't they just two sides of the same coin?

Fuminori Nakamura

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#16. Whether you are happy or whether you are sad, it is wise to remember you are really in process.

Maya Angelou

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#17. I had imaginary friends and even they were mean to me.

Olivia Wilde

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#18. First and foremost, I consider myself a songwriter.

Kenny Chesney

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#19. Ulrich Van Holtz continued to read the latest tome on world economics, pretending to be bored, but in truth absolutely fascinated!

Shelly Laurenston

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#20. I was starting to feel really suffocated, using the sequencer.

Tom Jenkinson

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#21. I have a funny mental framework when I do physics. I create an imaginary audience in my head to explain things to - it is part of the way I think. For me, teaching and explaining, even to my imaginary audience, is part of the process.

Leonard Susskind

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#22. If you are successful, you will win some false friends & some true enemies: Succeed anyway

Mother Teresa

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