Top 12 Funny Illnesses Quotes

#1. My organs are dead, my bones are cracked, my skin is a sieve, punctured by pins and needles of pain.

Tahereh Mafi

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#2. I had a great chemistry teacher and found it really interesting to learn how things are made up and how they work.

Kelli Berglund

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#3. When someone isn't ready we must not try to force them out. People are being bullied and committing suicide because they're gay and it's horrible.

Ricky Martin

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#4. People are moderately more likely to favor approaches that involve reflection and deliberation.

Cass R. Sunstein

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#5. I was always brought up to have a cup of tea at halfway up a rock face.

Bear Grylls

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#6. Even though there are some great keyboard players on the album, there are a number of songs with no keyboard on them and the backing is all guitar oriented. This is first time I've ever done this actually.

Lee Ritenour

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#7. Lucian. She's not normal. She's got the sex drive of Ursula. I'm so ashamed to say I've faked illnesses and gone to the doctor just to have a doctor's excuse! ~Steve~

Lucian Bane

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#8. Only education grows even its endless use..

Yatendra

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#9. The very motivation, the drive behind our demand to understand the laws of nature is to use them for the purpose of continuing the human species at the expense of every other form of life on this planet.

U.G. Krishnamurti

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#10. To live is to fight, to preserve life is to fight everything that man stands for.

Patrick Ness

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#11. You're as good as any other living soul on this earth. Whether other people know that or not doesn't really matter as long as you do.

Elizabeth Haydon

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#12. Life was a small negative space cut out of the eternal solidity, and for the first time, it felt precious - not like all of the words that had come to mean nothing, but like the last breath of a drowning victim.

Jonathan Safran Foer

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