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Top 27 Funny I Am Bored Quotes

#1. As press secretary, I spent countless hours defending the administration from the podium in the White House briefing room. - Author: Scott McClellan
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#2. I was walking around bored one day, and I started filming stuff with my cellphone. There are all these shows where people are trying to do these outrageous stunts, and I thought it would be funny to do all these stunts that aren't outrageous but then act like they are. - Author: Harland Williams
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#3. When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving. - Author: Steven Wright
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#4. Music appeared later. At first I was making people laugh with my funny stories. Live and on TV too. It was great, but I started to think that people will soon get bored from it. I have said to myself: "If you are going to go on being a superstar, you have to sing!" - Author: Verka Serduchka
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#5. As a child, one of my defense mechanisms was to try to be funny. My mom tried to nurture that by putting me in acting class. But I got bored when we stopped pretending to be trees and actually had to work. - Author: Ian Gomez
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#6. He glanced up once, eyes bored. Please stop talking. I'm trying to eat. - Author: Kate Avery Ellison
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#7. Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he's a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I'm doing it right now and you all seem bored. - Author: Bob Saget
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#8. No," I agreed. "The zombie apocalypse is still a few years off, right?"
"That's up to you to decide. Tell you what, we'll do it for fun someday when you're really bored. - Author: Cait Reynolds
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#9. You're boring me, M'Ordant. Go away." V'Aidan
"You can't be bored." M'Ordant
"And a good thing, too, since I'd no doubt perish from it while in your company." V'Aidan - Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
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#10. An artist should paint from the heart, and not always what people expect. Predictability often leads to the dullest work, in my opinion, and we have been bored stiff long enough I think. - Author: E.A. Bucchianeri
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#11. Why couldn't I get a stepbrother like the ones from Fallen Crest High? - Author: Jenny Siegel
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#12. I struggled with feeling confident for a long time, but I think it's important to be strong and not compromise for anyone or a relationship - I'm drawn to that. - Author: Hunter Hayes
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#13. If I wanted to be bored by 6,000 pages of unreadable dreck, I'd read War and Peace four times. - Author: Lewis Black
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#14. I'm kinda tired. I was up all night trying to round off infinity. Then I got bored and went out and painted passing lines on curved roads. - Author: Steven Wright
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#15. You cannot starve a man who is feeding on God's promises. - Author: Eric Christian Olsen
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#16. Every writing session after this realization, I dedicated five minutes (sometimes more, never less) and wrote out a quick description of what I was going to write that day. - Author: Rachel Aaron
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#17. Kyo Sohma: angrily pointing at Yuki Just like I'll beat you one of these days
Yuki: looking bored Wait wait I think I've heard this one before - Author: Natsuki Takaya
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#18. All terrific but the people. THE PEOPLE. Everyone looks so exalted, or so wretched, or so spiffy, so funny, so splendid. If you are ever bored or blue, stand on the street corner for half an hour. - Author: Maira Kalman
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#19. If you give the audience what they expect, they'll be bored. There are no rules: You do what you want while respecting the boundaries. You don't poke people in the eye; you do things they haven't seen before and make it accessible, funny and clever. - Author: Matthew Vaughn
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#20. Kids enjoy laughing and are seldom bored when they find something funny. They also ask questions, often to adults, because they understand that the more words they can comprehend about a funny story or a joke, the more they'll enjoy it. - Author: Brian P. Cleary
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#21. Just so you know, I get incredibly bored quite easily and you will be forced to be my source of entertainment. You'll kind of be like my own personal jester."
I flipped him off.
"Well that wasn't funny at all. - Author: Jennifer L. Armentrout
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#22. There's a story everywhere. Being bored to death someplace is basically a funny proposition. What you have to watch out for is you don't write a boring story about a boring place. - Author: Tim Cahill
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#23. When the world began, there were no such things as monsters. Demons were just fallen angels who, booted out of Heaven and bored with Hell, wandered the Earth sticking little girls' pigtails in inkwells and sinking the occasional continent. - Author: Richard Kadrey
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#24. I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring. - Author: Howard Stern
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#25. I don't know how long i could be a vet before i got bored and started shagging stuff. - Author: Frankie Boyle
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#26. Nobody wants to know what I'm doing 24 hours a day, they'd be painfully bored, trust me. At the same time, if I'm doing something interesting or funny, I like being able to share that with my fans. - Author: Josh Duhamel
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#27. I read novels for entertainment rather than for edification, so I tend not to read the sort of novels that are said to illuminate the human condition. - Author: Richard Dawkins
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