Funny How Life Turns Out Quotes

#1. I guess it's funny how life turns out?" she tried. "Not last I checked," Errol said with a snort.

Daniel Handler

#2. There's a funny thing I've noticed about life. When you really dread something, it turns out not to be so bad. It's the unexpected awful things that get you down.

Elizabeth Laird

#3. I don't think of myself as being funny. But life takes strange turns.

Frank Gorshin

#4. What I do know is I've got a brain filled with jokes I can't forget - like a tumor the size of a grapefruit inside of my skull. And I know that eventually even dog shit turns white and stops stinking, but I have this permanent head filled with crap I've been trained my whole life to think is funny.

Chuck Palahniuk

#5. It was more difficult not to
understand than to understand.

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

#6. Don't have any opinions. They're bad for business.

Jerome Lawrence

#7. Coincidentally, a good age for a Japanese girl is younger than twenty five, because that's when she turns into a 'Christmas Cake'. Christmas cakes, as everyone knows, are desirable before the twenty fifth but afterward quickly become stale and are put on the shelf.

Andrew Davidson

#8. Being a father is just great. I love every minute - even the rubbish, middle-of-the night stuff.

Tom Ward

#9. We have an economy that tells us that it is cheaper to destroy Earth in real time rather than renew, restore, and sustain it.

Paul Hawken

#10. Funny thing about life is that it never turns out the way you want it to.

S.L. Jennings

#11. Secretary Clinton has dramatically changed the face of U.S. foreign policy globally for the good. But I wish she had been unleashed more by the White House.

Richard Armitage

#12. Never thought I'd intentionally sleep on a bathromm floor next to a toilet while sober, but I meant it when I said I would sleep anywhere with her.

J.A. Redmerski

#13. Good strong thick stupefying incense-smoke!

Robert Browning

#14. Life is a funny thing, the minute you think you've got everything figured out something comes along and turns it all upside down.

Zayn Malik

#15. It's funny how nothing really ever turns out the way we expect it to, no matter how certain the future seems. I guess we need to keep adjusting our dreams to fit reality, because life is not going to cooperate.

Cassia Leo