Funny House Hunting Quotes

#1. The honest and good man ought to be exactly like a man who smells strong, so that the bystander as soon as he comes near him must smell whether he choose or not. - Author: Marcus Aurelius

#2. I don't mind being goofy and silly. I love to make people laugh and I'm not self-conscious. - Author: Malin Akerman

#3. 'She's Country' obviously changed a lot of things for us and pretty much, I think, doubled our crowd size in just a few months time. - Author: Jason Aldean

#4. I was born on June 3rd, 1929, in Graenichen in the Canton of Aargau, Switzerland, where I went to the public schools until the age of 16. - Author: Werner Arber

#5. He holds the door for her because he respects her, honors her and puts her needs before his. - Author: J.L. Redington

#6. Obama dreams of a society without power relations, without the agonism that constitutes political life. Against such a position one might assert that justice is always an agon, a conflict, and to refuse this assertion is to consign human beings to wallow in some emotional, fusional balm. - Author: Simon Critchley

#7. Learning from other people's mistakes is better than making your owns. And it is easier to live lonely than to have a broken heart. - Author: Aria Adams

#8. Empathy is the most radical of human emotions. - Author: Gloria Steinem

#9. There is more openness in LA to possibilities than on the East Coast of America. There is a pioneering spirit there that stems from the reason people went out there in the first place-to find something new. - Author: Esa-Pekka Salonen

#10. Tucker: Is it okay to kiss you?
Clara: What?
Tucker: I won't get struck by lightning?
Clara: (laughs) No lightning. - Author: Cynthia Hand

#11. Please consult your child's Witch doctor before using this product. Diapers may cause severe allergies, internal bleeding, and irreversible sex change. - Author: Kenya Wright

#12. He who has been with us in six troubles, will not forsake us in the seventh. - Author: Charles Haddon Spurgeon