Funny Hostel Life Quotes

#1. I'm certainly really rather tall at 6 foot 3, and I've been this way since I was 14, but for years, women who are even 5 foot 10 have come up to me in the street and said, 'Oh, it's so nice to see a woman who is taller than me. I've always felt like a giant.'

Gwendoline Christie

#2. (Everyday life is like a sack: with holes. And you carry it anyway.)

Marina Tsvetaeva

#3. As you proceed through life, following your own path, birds will shit on you. Don't bother to brush it off.
Getting a comedic view of your situation gives you spiritual distance.
Having a sense of humor saves you.

Joseph Campbell

#4. I'm not anti-gun or pro-gun, but if you put a gun in your hand, you feel different.

Matt Servitto

#5. Remember picture books are the closest form of writing to a poem. Even though they don't have to rhyme, they must be poetic. They must be written so the worst actress can read with comfort and expression.

Kirby Larson

#6. Know your value, accept nothing but the best.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#7. Season of Miracles is a triumphant story with a heart of gold. Laced with wit and wisdom, the story had me chuckling out loud one minute and wiping away tears the next. Highly recommended!

Deborah Raney

#8. You two may not be able to communicate well enough to realize you are in agreement!

Jack Ito

#9. Our achievements of today are but the sum total of our thoughts of yesterday. You are today where the thoughts of yesterday have brought you and you will be tomorrow where the thoughts of today take you.

Blaise Pascal

#10. The Law of the Lord is a love story.

Russ Ramsey

#11. Lady Rowena gasped in horror at the sight of Lord Raoul's majestic purple-helmeted warrior of love.

Katie MacAlister

#12. But injustice breeds injustice; the fighting with shadows and being defeated by them necessitates the setting up of substances to combat.

Charles Dickens

#13. Why should she have to feel unsafe? Didn't this world belong to her as much as it belonged to any man? Yes it did. McKenna refused to let them make her feel unsafe, either by cornering her, or by making her feel like she needed one to protect her

Marina Gessner

#14. Men are expendable; women and children are not. A tribe or a nation can lose a high percentage of its men and still pick up the pieces and go on ... as long as the women and children are saved.

Robert A. Heinlein