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Top 36 Funny Horrible Sayings

#1. Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that's where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen. - Author: Julia Sweeney
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#2. That's the funny thing about old hurts- they just wait for new heartache to come along and then show up, just as sharp and horrible as the first day you woke up with the world changed all around you. - Author: Lilith Saintcrow
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#3. The dog growled again, long and ferocious. The hair on my neck tingled.
And just when I knew he would attack, a horrible scream split the air, and Darlene passed out and fell over on her side. - Author: Carol Petrie
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#4. I actually don't subscribe to the notion that comedy is easier than drama. When you're trying to be funny and you're not funny, that's really terrible. It's a horrible feeling. - Author: Tom Hollander
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#5. After doing Johnny I wanted to just do something, I wouldn't say innocent, but to not have any care in the world. Lots of setups and horrible happenings but its funny. - Author: Jhonen Vasquez
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#6. I think one of the basic tasks in life - one of the nice things we can do for each other - is to take things that are horrible and scary and make them acceptable and less frightening and, if possible, funny. It feels great to succeed at that. - Author: Julia Sweeney
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#7. And it's very, very funny
When you've lots and lots of money
To be horrible to those with none!
Be horrible to those with none! - Author: Anna Russell
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#8. Its funny how you can let yourself forget for seconds, how even in the heat of the horrible, you can have moments when you fool yourself into thinking it might all be okay - Author: Harlan Coben
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#9. The funny thing about having all this so-called success is that behind it is a certain horrible emptiness. - Author: Sam Shepard
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#10. Every photograph is the photographer's opinion about something. It's how they feel about something: what they think is horrible, tragic, funny. - Author: Mary Ellen Mark
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#11. Jace: Herondale, on the other hand, is melodic. Dulcet, one might say. Think of the sound of 'Clary Herondale.'
Clary: Oh, my god, that sounds horrible.
Jace: We all must sacrifice for love. - Author: Cassandra Clare
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#12. It was harder to ignore the smell, meat just starting to turn. And gas. The dead were quiet, very quiet in a bad way, but the sounds of escaping gas were all over. [He] was surrounded by belching and farting corpses who wanted to eat him. It would be funny if it wasn't so fucking horrible. - Author: Mason James Cole
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#13. Ironing boards are a classic example of something I find horrible about modern society: the excitementation, for want of a better word, of mundane things. Funny ironing board covers - I hate them. - Author: Daniel Radcliffe
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#14. It really seems to me that in the midst of great tragedy, there is always the horrible possibility that something terribly funny will happen. - Author: Philip K. Dick
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#15. Orion nodded, then asked, "Dwarf cheese?"
"Cheese made by dwarfs."
"Oh," said Orion, relieved. "They make it. It's not actually ... "
"No. What a horrible thought."
"Exactly. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#16. Some people can do things and get away with it. Comics are famously like that. Why is it that some guys can say the most horrible things and it's not offensive, it's funny? - Author: Christopher Walken
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#17. Some really good things kind of swing both ways and I like to see people that can swing really, really, really sad and horrible and terrible and really, really, really beautiful and funny. - Author: Beth Henley
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#18. The important question is, what will your wear for a wedding dress, Alexia? You look horrible in white. - Author: Gail Carriger
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#19. I was intentionally curbing the impulse to be funny and hiding the ability. I wrote any number of very serious attempts at poems, short stories, novels - horrible. At a certain point, I recognized that it was fun to write dialogue that had a degree of lightness and humor. - Author: Patrick DeWitt
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#20. As a writer, or as a filmmaker, you have to present yourself, and part of what yourself is is what you're interested in, or what you think is funny, or what you think is sad, or what you think is horrible. - Author: Charlie Kaufman
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#21. A room - full of detached feet - like hundreds of them. Maybe thousands! And I saw the king in there. He was having an orgy with them. It was the most horrible thing I've ever seen. Like a bunch of insects crawling all over his naked body. Except they weren't insects. - Author: Colleen Chen
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#22. If that was the last event of the night, it would have made a terrible ending. It was just the beginning, though. - Author: John Duover
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#23. Her blue eyes sparkled with sheer joy at the thought of being able to spend time with Lucus, even if it meant staying outside in the horrible heat all day and getting bitten by misquotes. - Author: Kira Saito
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#24. I had a horrible feeling my leg was broken. If it wasn't, it had a lot of explaining to do. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#25. And then I started laughing. Horrible, really. But I was laughing. Because of all the things they could say about me, equal parts horrible and true, this was so far from the mark it was funny. - Author: Megan Miranda
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#26. Artemis: I am not buoyed by that.
Foaly: You are not supposed to be buoyed by that. You are supposed to be equalized.
Mulch: I'm pretty sure that both of you just made really horrible jokes. But I'm not sure because I think you broke my funny bone. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#27. I have this horrible sense of humor where I think discomfort is funny - partly because I experience discomfort a lot, and it's a way of laughing at it and getting a release. - Author: Joaquin Phoenix
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#28. I have horrible stage fright - you know how you go through the bi-polar stage fright thing? Then you go on drugs to get over the stage fright and perform, but then you're not funny at all. - Author: Roseanne Barr
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#29. I had a hip replacement a couple of years ago. I have a song about that. And why wouldn't you? It strikes me that that was a huge event. It's kind of funny and horrible and interesting, so why wouldn't one write about that? - Author: Loudon Wainwright III
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#30. I can't even look at daily comic strips. And I hate sitcoms because they don't seem like real people to me: they're props that often say horrible things to each other, which I don't find funny. I have to feel like they're real people. - Author: Roz Chast
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#31. I was stuck in traffic and I looked in the mirror and in the car behind me there was a couple having a horrible argument and right below their image it said "Objects In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear". I just thought, man I hope so because she was pretty mad. - Author: Demetri Martin
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#32. The drivers here are horrible. And by horrible, I mean they don't realize I have someplace to be. - Author: Maria Semple
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#33. When I finished high school, I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18. And I could just have his motorcycle. - Author: Anthony Jeselnik
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#34. I think that it's so powerful for me to go see someone like Bridget Everett at Joe's Pub and watch her weave her songs in and out of these funny, tragic stories - you can talk and sing and it's not this horrible offense, you're going to get thrown in artistic jail. - Author: Kathleen Hanna
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#35. Something horrible happens and I try to make it funny. It's really a tortured life. You go to a salsa bar, at your local burrito stand, and you know, you think "how can you make a joke about this?" - Author: Daniel Tosh
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#36. Sei: The Kudzu snacks were so good I had two and a half bowls but seeing you eat 16 and a half bowls was disgusting. I sriously considered killing you.
Okita: You're horrible! Besides then I'd bleed Kudzu snacks!
Sei: NOO! STOP!!! I CAN SEE IT!! I'LL HAVE NIGHTMARES!! - Author: Taeko Watanabe
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