Funny Horoscope Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 11 famous quotes and sayings about funny horoscope to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 11 Funny Horoscope Sayings

#1. At the age of 62, my father died of cancer - it was much too soon. My mother never remarried or got over it, never even thought of another man. - Author: Monique Roffey
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#2. But you are too lovely even to care to be kind as others are. - Author: Thomas Hardy
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#3. There's no way I can be tossed around like a bottle slapped here and there on the waves. - Author: Nhat Hanh
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#4. Love is a daily, mutual exchange of value. - Author: Denis Waitley
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#5. Don't go there Rule" Lawe warned him softly. " I don't think your horoscope declared today to be a good day to die. - Author: Lora Leigh
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#6. FREEDLEY: Will I feel better after I take it? DR. FITCH (coldly): I, am a physician, Freedley, not an astrologer. If you want a horoscope, there's a gypsy tearoom over on Lexington Avenue. - Author: S.J Perelman
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#7. It is important to leave behind a rich and memorable legacy than just accumulated history! - Author: Sanjai Velayudhan
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#8. In the end, what makes a book valuable is not the paper it's printed on, but the thousands of hours of work by dozens of people who are dedicated to creating the best possible reading experience for you. - Author: John Green
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#9. When two texts, or two assertions, perhaps two ideas, are in contradiction, be ready to reconcile them rather than cancel one by the other; regard them as two different facets, or two successive stages, of the same reality, a reality convincingly human just because it is too complex. - Author: Marguerite Yourcenar
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#10. respect for your elders was one of the cornerstones of civilized behavior, - Author: Diana Gabaldon
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#11. Perhaps all love stories no matter how varied are essentially the same. - Author: Roy L. Pickering Jr.
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