Funny Hilarious One Liners Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 13 Funny Hilarious One Liners Quotes

#1. Why does McDonald's have to count every burger that they sell? What is their ultimate goal? Do they want cows to surrender voluntarily? - Author: Jerry Seinfeld
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#2. I dated one of the guys."
Surprised, Paul raised a brow...
"If you had been around and wearing your wet suit, I probably wouldn't have dated him."
He smiled a little at her comment. He knew for certain she wouldn't have dated the guy, wet suit or no, if Paul had been around. - Author: Terry Spear
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#3. Liberty and personal independence in America are still a concept some here have never known. - Author: John Longenecker
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#4. At the time I came along, Hollywood's idea of teen movies meant there had to be a lot of nudity, usually involving boys in pursuit of sex, and pretty gross overall. Either that or a horror movie. And the last thing Hollywood wanted in their teen movies was teenagers! - Author: John Hughes
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#5. Life for young American college graduates is a festive affair. Free of having to support their families, they mostly have gay parties on rooftops where they reflect at length upon their quirky electronic childhoods and sometimes kiss each other on the lips and neck. - Author: Gary Shteyngart
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#6. In 1897, a Scientific American reporter wrote that mezcal is described as tasting like a mixture of gasoline, gin and electricity. Tequila is even worse, and is said to incite murder, riot and revolution. - Author: Amy Stewart
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#7. Coal is our most abundant fossil fuel. (GE's) development efforts are to just end up making the plants more competitive on an economic basis by using these other coals. - Author: Bill Vaughan
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#8. Almighty God, Who hast created man in Thine own image, and made him a living soul that he might seek after Thee, and have dominion over Thy creatures, teach us to study the works of Thy hands, that we may subdue the earth to our use, and strengthen the reason for Thy service; - Author: James Clerk Maxwell
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#9. You're all the places that leave me breathless, and no wonder, you're all the world to me. - Author: Jim Provenzano
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#10. Are you in a suit?' I managed at last, my voice choking up. 'You didn't have to dress up for me.'
'Quiet, Sage,' he said. 'I'll make the hilarious one-liners during this daring rescue. - Author: Richelle Mead
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#11. They terrify lest they should fear. - Author: Tacitus
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#12. Am I too fast, too facile? I do not know. I do not know myself
sometimes, or how to measure and name and count out the
grains that make me what I am. - Author: Virginia Woolf
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#13. Because love was a light that wouldn't allow darkness to reign in his soul. - Author: Karen Kingsbury
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