Funny Highway Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 18 Funny Highway Quotes

#1. Advertising is salesmanship mass produced. No one would bother to use advertising if he could talk to all his prospects face-to-face. But he can't. - Author: Morris Hite
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#2. If life is just a highway, then the soul is just a car. And objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are. - Author: Jim Steinman
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#3. At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted? - Author: Zach Galifianakis
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#4. The truth we need to achieve has many aspects. It includes the developmental needs of the real self, the grace of relationship, and the external truth of the precepts of God. And it takes time for all of these to work. - Author: Henry Cloud
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#5. And off we go, out onto the highway looking for a little fun. Perhaps a flatbed truck loaded with human cadavers will explode in front of a Star Trek reunion. One can only dream and hope. - Author: George Carlin
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#6. I'm not somebody that keeps the thing in her heart. I can get very angry for five minutes, but then it's finished. Once I've yelled, it's over. - Author: Marjane Satrapi
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#7. The thin man had a tight voice that expected to be lied to. (The King in Yellow) - Author: Raymond Chandler
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#8. Keep things because you love them- not "just because - Author: Marie Kondo
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#9. The world has changed from when I was a young teen feeling ashamed for being gay. The issue of gay marriage is now a political issue. That would have been unthinkable when I was young. - Author: George Takei
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#10. Eighty percent of language lies to us. - Author: Deena Metzger
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#11. Young people don't want to sit at home and watch television; they'd sooner be out doing their own thing. - Author: Penelope Keith
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#12. I have never wanted to punch a highway in the face as badly as I do right now. - Author: Seanan McGuire
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#13. A gift, to be a gift, has to be accepted. Otherwise it lies like a burden between people. - Author: Robert Fisher
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#14. I had a dream this girl was cheating on me! I woke up and went back to sleep to find him, he kicked my ass in my dream! - Author: Donnell Rawlings
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#15. People often mistake technology for a static picture. It's less like a picture and more like a movie. It's the velocity of technology innovation that matters. It's the acceleration. - Author: Elon Musk
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#16. You sure about this?" he asked in a guttural voice. "I get down on that mattress right now, I'm not stopping until I'm inside of you. - Author: J.R. Ward
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#17. The twentieth century may tell us that we have nothing to be complacent about in the recent history of humankind; but it also tells us that there is nothing inevitable about tyranny. - Author: Rowan Williams
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#18. Most people, originally when Google Earth first came out in 2005, they thought, well, what can I do with it? I can figure out where to go on vacation, or I can look at my neighbor's backyard from space. But the point is, you can do so much more. - Author: Rebecca Moore
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