Top 8 Funny Herb Sayings

#1. Although I was the one cast out alone onto a transcontinental bus, home was running away from me

Ivan Doig

Funny Herb Sayings #85727
#2. I've seen a lot of shows, but I can't possibly cram in everything that I'd like to, and it's exhausting trying to.

Mathew Baynton

Funny Herb Sayings #106370
#3. But maybe if he got close to me I could feel something. Maybe I could cry and the ache would go away.

Cynthia Hand

Funny Herb Sayings #375816
#4. Half a century goes by in what seems like a year. Don't waste an hour in boredom, son, or wishing for tomorrow.

Dean Koontz

Funny Herb Sayings #379977
#5. I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met.

Herb Caen

Funny Herb Sayings #1160077
#6. Few men think, yet all will have opinions. Hence men's opinions are superficial and confused.

John Locke

Funny Herb Sayings #1260939
#7. I love going out to clubs. Granted, I don't get hammered or do anything to embarrass myself. I'd call myself wholesome ... but it's not like I only drink milk.

Carrie Underwood

Funny Herb Sayings #1729909
#8. Look, we are a rock group. But you should see all those things in perspective. People tend to blow up everything into ridiculous proportions. And then the fun is gone real soon.

Donnie Wahlberg

Funny Herb Sayings #1740133

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