Top 12 Funny Help Desk Quotes

#1. I rarely wear tennis shoes. I'm 5' 8', I hate being short.

Elton John

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#2. For young players, classic games are brand new. For older players, they bring back memories and make you feel good.

Satoru Iwata

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#3. Don't let quick wins distract your focus from long-term goals.

Sascha Bosio

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#4. The Red Keep shelters two sorts of people, Lord Eddard, Varys said. Those who are loyal to the realm, and those who are loyal only to themselves.

George R R Martin

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#5. Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.

Chris Rock

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#6. Grissom is pretty asexual. He's not that interested in anything other than work - except for Lady Heather. She's the closest to getting his heart of anyone.

William Petersen

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#7. In summation, like your beloved pet rock, Twitter is useful only in your imagination.

David Harsanyi

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#8. Because we are the handiwork of God, it follows that all our problems and their solutions are theological.

Aiden Wilson Tozer

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#9. Perspective taking is taking on the perspective of others. It's what we do anytime we buy a gift for someone else ("What would they like?"). So it means breaking the golden rule ("Treat others the way you want to be treated") and instead, acknowledges that others may not want what you want.

David Livermore

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#10. Rand rubbed his hands over his face. His anger had dissipated. I'm sorry, Yelena. I was backed into a corner and I couldn't get out without hurting someone.

Maria V. Snyder

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#11. Your voice so sweet and tender whispers lovely lullabies.
Making me swoon in awe as we dream under the night skies.
Leaving me nostalgic until we both say our goodbyes.
Kissing away our dreams as we wipe the tears from our eyes.
Wishing upon each star until the sunrise.

Raneem Kayyali

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#12. The portieres were drawn across the French windows now, veiling the stars outside - that were there nevertheless. ("Speak To Me Of Death")

Cornell Woolrich

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