Top 12 Funny Head Injury Quotes

#1. Depends. (Adron)
On? (Livia)
Whether or not they're plotting against you. Taryn's like a head injury. It's only funny when it happens to someone else. And Tiernan ... I think there's now a hurricane on Chrinon VI named after him. (Adron)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Funny Head Injury Quotes #18898
#2. You don't stay married for thirty-nine years because of sex or even because of love, but because your partner is a real friend to you, because they respect and regard you.

Olympia Dukakis

Funny Head Injury Quotes #157668
#3. Work a great deal at evening effects, lamplight, candlelight, etc. The intriguing thing is not to show the source of the light but the effect of the lighting.

Edgar Degas

Funny Head Injury Quotes #318615
#4. There's no such thing as ready," she says. "There's only willing.

Rachel Cohn

Funny Head Injury Quotes #666129
#5. I never want to be away from you again, except at work, in the restroom or when one of us is at a movie the other does not want to see.

Lemony Snicket

Funny Head Injury Quotes #772378
#6. And that's the core of prayer: admitting that just maybe, there's something going on that we can't see. So when I'm afraid, I pray, and I ask for God's help, that I will be able to see something I wasn't able to see before, or at least trust him to do the seeing.

Shauna Niequist

Funny Head Injury Quotes #785831
#7. I worked probably fewer jobs than most people, or fewer real soul-killing jobs than other people. I've been a typist, a typesetter, a keyliner, cappuccino-maker. I think I've been pretty lucky.

Bonnie Jo Campbell

Funny Head Injury Quotes #1184529
#8. Normally, she would never wish a head injury on anyone, but it might make her days in Archival Studies a bit easier.

Jaleigh Johnson

Funny Head Injury Quotes #1220081
#9. In the first act, you get your hero up a tree. The second act, you throw rocks at him. For the third act, you let him down."- George Abbott

Austin Kleon

Funny Head Injury Quotes #1428785
#10. Yes, yes, I know all the jokes. What else could I have expected at Highbury? But I went to Chelsea and to Tottenham and to Rangers, and saw the same thing: that the natural state of a football fan is bitter disappointment, no matter what the score.

Nick Hornby

Funny Head Injury Quotes #1723836
#11. Silence hovers in the yards, leaving no pages with writing on them, that thing we'll later call the work.

Roberto Bolano

Funny Head Injury Quotes #1751792
#12. I don't see traffic fines as a substitute for a commuter tax.

Robert James Thomson

Funny Head Injury Quotes #1815036

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