Top 29 Funny Harry Potter Quotes
#1. And to die with the Warrior's Prayer on his lips. For, 'Yes', he had sighed on his dying breath, and all knew that was the ultimate prayer one could offer to life. Acceptance.
Robin Hobb
#2. Listen, Harr,y can I have a go on it? Can I?"
"I don't think anyone should ride that broom just yet!" said Hermoine shrilly.
Harry and Ron looked at her.
"What d'you think Harry's going to do with it - sweep the floor?" said Ron.
J.K. Rowling
#3. Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am
-Luna Lovegood
J.K. Rowling
#6. I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.
Rob Corddry
#7. There is thin line between fun and disrespect to a language. Poking once or twice is fun but excess is disrespect.
Pankaj Gupta
#8. I am not forgotten, you know, no, I still receive a very great deal of fan mail.
... Gladys Gudgeon writes weekly ... I just wish I knew why ... "
He paused, looking faintly puzzled, then beamed again and returned to his signing with renewed vigor. "I suspect it is simply my good looks ...
J.K. Rowling
#9. I wasn't actually very naturally good at economics. My brain doesn't work very well, in terms of mathematics.
Brit Marling
#10. What's a dementor?"
I mean, I can't even. "Nora, you are no longer my sister."
"So it's some Harry Potter thing," she says.
Becky Albertalli
#11. The greenhouse effect is something you can observe experimentally - and most people have observed the greenhouse effect themselves, in greenhouses. Yes?
Nicholas Stern
#12. Through the gaps in the books, Ryan could see someone in the next aisle over, moving slowly. Someone in black. Someone whistling. Ryan recognized the tune. It was the theme music to Harry Potter.
Derek Landy
#14. Ty burst out laughing when he saw it. "Is that a travel pack of lube? I didn't even know they made those."
Zane grinned. "Where the hell have you been buying your lube?
Madeleine Urban
#15. Fred and George exchanged looks.
"You don't mind if we don't kiss you, do you, Ron?" said Fred in a falsely anxious voice.
"We could curtsy, if you like," said George.
"Oh, shut up," said Ron, scowling at them.
J.K. Rowling
#17. The problem is we need much more moral content.
Cornel West
#19. I feel like Harry Potter just put liquid luck in my butterbeer before Quidditch practice.
Jillian Dodd
#20. Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.
Ambrose Bierce
#21. But you would think, wouldn't you, that getting hit forty-five times in the neck with a blunt axe would qualify you to join the Headless Hunt? - Sir Nicholas de Mimsy
J.K. Rowling
#22. Why would I go looking for someone I know wants to kill me?
J.K. Rowling
#23. Zen cuts straight through the Quidditch match in progress and almost gets taken down by a Beater hurling a Nerf quaffle right at his machopartes.
Megan McCafferty
#24. You think that killing people will make them like you more, but it doesn't,it just makes them dead.
Joe Walker
#25. I made a birdhouse," he said confidently. "And I painted it to look like Hogwarts.
Megan Duke
#27. Is it true you shouted at Professor Umbridge?'
'Yes,' said Harry.
'You called her a liar?'
'Yes.'
'You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?'
'Yes.'
Professor McGonagall sat down behind her desk, watching Harry closely. Then she said, 'Have a biscuit, Potter.
J.K. Rowling
#28. Parvati positively beamed. Harry could tell that she was feeling guilty for having laughed at Hermione in Transfiguration. He looked around and saw that Hermione was beaming back, if possible even more brightly. Girls were very strange sometimes.
J.K. Rowling
#29. Malfoy glanced around. Harry knew he was checking for signs of teachers. Then he looked back at Harry and said in a low voice, "You're dead, Potter."
Harry raised his eyebrows. "Funny," he said, "you'd think I'd have stopped walking around ...
J.K. Rowling
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