Top 12 Funny Hardware Store Quotes

#1. He didn't know what the feeling was, but it was like a Phoenix rising from the ashes of his almost-dead soul. How dramatic. Take that, Shakespeare.

Carly Fall

Funny Hardware Store Quotes #34942
#2. People, in whatever walk of life, would be surprised if they just gave themselves a chance by believing in what they are.

Hale Irwin

Funny Hardware Store Quotes #250588
#3. If you want to be successful in life, then Do not ever lose hope.

Fahim Khan

Funny Hardware Store Quotes #267084
#4. If a man will stand up and assert, and repeat and re-assert, that two and two do not make four, I know nothing in the power of argument that can stop him.

Abraham Lincoln

Funny Hardware Store Quotes #347648
#5. The first thing I remember is Alexander Calder - our school took us on a field trip to go see the Calder mobiles, and that always stuck in my memory.

Owen Wilson

Funny Hardware Store Quotes #347774
#6. The power of home run hitters in the majors is different from those here. It's probably difficult for me to match that power now.

Hideki Matsui

Funny Hardware Store Quotes #393369
#7. OUR MOST IMPORTANT CHOICE in life, according to Epictetus, is whether to concern ourselves with things external to us or things internal. Most people choose the former because they think harms and benefits come from outside themselves.

William Irvine

Funny Hardware Store Quotes #432117
#8. But the jungle, like all refuges, was entirely other - was both less and more - than he had expected.

Salman Rushdie

Funny Hardware Store Quotes #625323
#9. Where is truth??
Somewhere in the story... somewhere around the facts.
- There should be a truth some kind of feature, if there isn't... it goes interesting how in the hell is build a story with a truth... It's pretty interesting journey!

Deyth Banger

Funny Hardware Store Quotes #1125230
#10. If only you could tell them that living and spending isn't the same thing.

D.H. Lawrence

Funny Hardware Store Quotes #1338588
#11. For a guy who used to steal watches on the streets of Chandni Chowk for kicks, I surely think my success at the age of 22 was pretty early!

Akshay Kumar

Funny Hardware Store Quotes #1706196
#12. I am not a fan of Sigmund Freud because his theories are not testicle.

Richard Wiseman

Funny Hardware Store Quotes #1844458

Famous Authors

Popular Topics

Scroll to Top