Funny Harassment Quotes

#1. Look for patterns, and then ask why those patterns exist.

Debra Kaye

#2. Men of success meet with tragedy. It was the will of God that I won the Olympics, and it was the will of God that I met with my accident. I accepted those victories as I accept this tragedy. I have to accept both circumstances as facts of life and live happily.

Abebe Bikila

#3. insurmountable problems hit your marriage, being happy becomes an arduous

S. Levine

#4. I, on the other hand, have no faith that your mission - whatever it is - can succeed. I'm content to bide my time here in this tiny, damp, worm-infested hovel and wait for the world to end. Cheers.

Gillian Bronte Adams

#5. I definitely associate music with color. For example, my first record has a red cover but it is totally green and blue to me.

Kaki King

#6. You share hopes for the future, dreams that will never come true, goals that were never achieved and the many disappointments life has thrown at you. When something wonderful happens, you can't wait to tell them about it, knowing they will share in your excitement.

Bob Marley

#7. And, uh, could I borrow somebody's car? Mine's impounded and I can't reclaim it because I'm kinda legally dead right now.

Craig Schaefer

#8. It's our dreams that keep us going, that seperate us from the beasts. I wouldn't even want to live if I thought it was all just eating and sleeping and taking off my clothes.

Mary Chase

#9. By giving attention and respect to small things, you raise them to a new level. Journalists find beauty everywhere.

Cathy Johnson

#10. Logic is the foundation of the certainty of all the knowledge we acquire.

Leonhard Euler

#11. We do not measure a culture by its output of undisguised trivialities but by what it claims as significant.

Neil Postman