Funny Happy Birthday Grandma Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 13 Funny Happy Birthday Grandma Quotes

#1. But now Cathy had created the restlessness, the indignation, the beginnings of that shameful need to clamber aboard my spavined white steed, knock the rust off the armor, tilt the crooked old lance and shout huzzah. Sleep immediately followed decision. - Author: John D. MacDonald
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#2. I've always said Thomas Edison invented the movie camera to show people killing and kissing. - Author: Quentin Tarantino
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#3. I played with Barbies but I used to decapitate them. I used to take their heads off then dye their hair and do weird things. - Author: Megan Fox
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#4. Relationships never end, because they're of the mind; only bodies can separate. When you're missing someone, know it just means that on a soul level they've come to visit. - Author: Marianne Williamson
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#5. But I AM saying don't chase perfection for perfection's sake, or for anyone else's sake at all. If you strive for something, make sure it's for the right reasons. And if you fail, that will be a better lesson for you than any success you'll ever have. Because you learn a lot from screwing up. - Author: Felicia Day
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#6. There's no reason. Mazel, Maurice. Only mazel. (p. 343) - Author: Rebecca Goldstein
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#7. I hear he liked flowers pretty well."
"Yes," said Annie, "he said they were the friends who always came back and never disappointed him."
"Out, Brief Candle - Author: Kurt Vonnegut
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#8. And it's time you stop dickering around and accept yourself a suit." Penelope's eyes went wide. "You think I've been dickering around?" "Penelope, language. Please. - Author: Sarah MacLean
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#9. A lot of these guys in 'Fight Master' will compete in Bellator and in mixed mart arts for quite some time. - Author: Randy Couture
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#10. Remember that the people you are talking to are a hundred times more interested in themselves and their wants and problems than they are in you and your problems. - Author: Dale Carnegie
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#11. Everybody tries to score a great goal, and I am lucky I have netted a few. - Author: Zlatan Ibrahimovic
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#12. Politics envelops us like the coils of a snake and no way out but to wrestle with it - Author: Mahatma Gandhi
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#13. Yields?" Lord Rowan laughed. "When Mace Tyrell laid siege to Storm's End, Stannis ate rats rather than open his gates. - Author: George R R Martin
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