Funny Happy 60th Quotes

#1. The problem is that we attempt to solve the simplest questions cleverly, thereby rendering them unusually complex. One should seekthe simple solution. - Author: Anton Chekhov

#2. On the morrow of each conflict I gave the categorical order to confiscate the largest possible number of weapons of every sort and kind. - Author: Benito Mussolini

#3. We rappers are role models. - Author: Kanye West

#4. Small streams don't plan to be mighty rivers. We just move in a direction; God decides what He'll have us become. - Author: Bob Goff

#5. Nature is something outside our body, but the mind is within us. - Author: Bhumibol Adulyadej

#6. When I had a boxing match, all I wanted to do was put the guy on his back. That's why I chose to chase after MMA. - Author: Jake Hecht

#7. You are young and have the world before you; stoop as you go through it, and you will miss many hard bumps. - Author: Cotton Mather

#8. Give me
a moon-blanket night
to keep me warm

a long-gone smile
to comfort me

a pair of rain-blue eyes
to haunt me

a simple soul
...to love me. - Author: Sanober Khan

#9. In life, as on the stage, it's not who I am but what I do that's the measure of my worth and the secret of my success. All the rest is showiness, arrogance and conceit. - Author: Stella Adler

#10. I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much. - Author: Karl Pilkington

#11. She who passes by rosemary and doesn't pick it neither had love nor dreams of it. - Author: Isabella Dusi

#12. For organisations to become truly sustainable we believe it is essential to create a new organisation model: a more cooperative leader, a new way for people to cooperate inside the organisation and a new way for organisations to be measured by society. - Author: Miguel Reynolds Brandao

#13. A lesson without pain is meaningless. For you cannot gain anything without sacrificing something else in return, but once you have overcome it and made it your own ... you will gain an irreplaceable fullmetal heart. - Author: Hiromu Arakawa