Funny Guru Sayings

#1. Brains cause technology, society, art, science, soap operas, sin. A remarkable set of effects for such a small chunk of coagulated atoms.

Colin McGinn

#2. I'm no enthusiast for the Coase Theorem. I don't like it, but it's widely used.

Ronald Coase

#3. When you do something, you miss something else! If you don't want to miss anything, you have to do everything!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#4. The Text is not a definitive object.

Roland Barthes

#5. The Irish believed that gods, druids, poets, and others in touch with the magical world could be literal shape-shifters

Thomas Cahill

#6. It's impossible for anyone to meet the expectation of being the savior of the world.

Jeffrey Pierce

#7. Being a father is the most exciting, amazing thing that ever happened to me.

Jimmy Fallon

#8. He studied with the guru of rock n' roll, Baba Oom Mow Mow, who taught his own version of the Golden Rule: Do wop unto others as you would have them do wop unto you.

Swami Beyondananda

#9. Radical Edwards's profile? He's a seven-foot tall ex-basketball pro hindu guru drag-queen alien.
-Jet Black, from the Cowboy Bebop anime script

Keiko Nobumoto

#10. It's funny, I see Wendy Kaminer herself as a kind of guru - a guru of the fashionably cynical set. Yet she uses the term "guru" to minimize my career, to marginalize my thoughts and to trivialize my work, as well as those of others.

Marianne Williamson